Doctor foster

[pineappleeyes]

Dr Foster is back on Tuesday

I vaguely remember this. Can someone jog my memory please? Also how did it end ?

Why oh why did she go round to Max's house and sit in there drinking wine

It is strangely compelling to watch

As I said last week Simon - id fuck him.

He has one of those faces you just want to punch

Oh yuck, he's not even a sexy bastard. Just a weaselly one with awful gnashers. But the crotch wants what the crotch wants and I've fancied some mingers in my time!

Figgy he's a rat bag. I wouldn't let you anywhere near a shit like that.

I feel hungover just watching all that drinking.

Simon is beyond creepy with crazy gnarly teeth

I'd have a night out with Dr Foster. I knew she was my sort when she turned up with two bottles of wine!

Simon is a total rat bag and no mistake. And most definitely not worth breaking your heart and turning your life upside down for. Neil is a total muppet but I most definitely would

'the crotch wants what the crotch wants'

Last week was loads of fun but this week is just pure cringe

I feel hungover just watching all that drinking me too, I need a lay down.

Oh lordy. This is....I can't take my eyes off it, like when you see an accident on the motorway. You know you shouldn't be watching but...

Where to start? Ex
Simon has morphed into Guy Fawkes.
Surname Jones seems to have recently graduated from the Royal Society of Gurning.
Dr Sian Sherlocks-Sister needs to go to Overactors Anonymous
The writer seems to think the viewer should feel sorry for the bloke who can't keep it in his pants because Mr Nasty got him drunk
EVERYONE HAS THE SAME WINE GLASSES
And we're supposed to believe she kept her bra on.

I was thinking she was relatively restrained and normal in this episode...until she crept into a teenage boy's garden and forced her way in poor lad!

Agree with others, there's something about neighbour Neil. I would.

EVERYONE HAS THE SAME WINE GLASSES

Haha this is an amazing observation.

Actually, yeah. The teenage boy thing was weird. I have a 15-year-old son. I can't imagine doing that

I missed this tonight...

Why are people saying it's warped?

Going to that boys house and drinking was totally weird.

I think Simon has told Tom that she killed his Nan. Last weeks episode was so bad it was funny. This one is just awful. All that creeping around was so cringy.

This episode really jumped the shark. It was like a silly surreal dream.

Who keeps their bra on when having rampant hot sex? Altho overrated by him haha...

It's very bad indeed. It's like something Victoria Wood would have written as a spoof. I'd like to know who's doing the voiceover for SJ - not only has she changed her accent, that's not even her real voice.

I'd keep my bra on if I was acting in a sex scene. Happy to have my boobs flap about in a real life situation but wouldn't be so keen to commit that boob flappery to camera and then BBC1!

I think she had weird neutral kitten heels then block heels in the same scene.

I needed a distraction from the terrible story, dreadful script and mad, unlikeable characters so started looking for continuity errors .

Oh man, I enjoyed episode two so much. Terrific fun.

Ok so that's me out! I can't waste another hour of my life next week. Too painful to watch the most unlikely behaviour any woman would have. So bad, it's terrible. Whoever wrote this has a deluded idea of the situation. I understand some things are for dramatic effect, but this really takes the piss. It makes David Brent look in-cringey!