EASTENDERS 16 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

storylines are a bit poor at the moment

stephen says he has cancer

bullies are still at school

michelle seeing the tube man

stacey is preg

waiting for dot to come home

new family/bernedette preg

is linda coming back and whats the big secret she needed to tell mick and didnt

what is max up to?

will jack shag his nanny

There isn't a man alive that would persuade me to have sex in the gents!

Optimist, me neither. Apart from David Tennant. I'd even go camping with him

Camping with the old Doctor Who! That's worthy of its own soap..

Great. I didn't fancy watching any EE this week but thanks to all of you I suppose I have no choice now but to catch up, do I?!

Toilet sex with Max – Thanks for the heads up, I'll make sure I watch before dinner, not after. Sounds like an excellent appetite repressant / emetic.

Lauren is drinking again? Didn't the doctors tell her that even a couple more drinks could kill her. Or is she just tempted?

And The80s, Fi looks exactly like the manipulative """""classy"""" kind of bird that would shag The Whispering Baked Bean in the khazi

Venella, i suppose so! She just looked a bit more upmarket at first..lol. ( it was the nice hair)

Venella - no, she's not drinking again. I was just predicting that when she finds out the truth about all her nearest and dearest it'll send her in the direction of the demon drink

Oh Twitney, I'm judging you, I've got my great big judgy pants on and I'm judging hard

You tell him Shirl!

How come Max appears to work from the cafe? Why doesn't he go to the office ever?

Oh good slap Linda! He was stupid to take bags and money over not as of Stacey couldn't have done it.

Max never seems to do any work, shame Carmel is so desperate she took
Him back.

Don't get why Steven even tried blackmail given the whopa he has on him.

Aaarrgh!! Stupid, stupid Mick!!

The80s ha! The veneer is thin when Max tugs at your knickers!

Thanks Optimist – I like your gloomy prediction, given your user name.

Just catching up now. Three more episodes of Whitney's bizarre wardrobe to look forward to. Christ on a bike.

Pictured: Whit's classy new look. Can't see her signature viscose blouse in this pic.

Has Stace been on holiday? She looks brown.

Laughed out loud at Billy's "Jack's going to be all macho... Making fire with his chest hair"

I laughed at that too Venella 😺

Yes thought Stacey was brown too. Surely Tina would moved into whit old room weeks and weeks ago? So it only has 4 bedrooms after all??

Whit must been on major shop lifting spree with all new fancy look. Didn't get how L went to mum to get rest of stuff but then got out cab with just a handbag??

Akire I just saw this bit a minute ago, Linda had a suitcase in the cab, a very very shiny pink suitcase.

Yes, the never ending bedrooms in the Vic are doin' my nut in. Does someone have the floor plan for the upstairs of the Vic handy please?

There was a big pink suitcase in the front of the cab

But Jack said are you ok and she just got out? Maybe I wasn't paying attention!

I had a go at floor plan!
Downstairs then with upstairs over the top. Confusing as side door at bottom of stairs should have loads extra space but we never see it from this angle. think bar should be longer as it looks Wider than their kitchen and landing.

Love to see other guesses!

Oh and roof looked like
Had steps straight up but must go around to be over the living room as nowhere else to go.

Also celler doors and alley must run along whole length of back of pub then alongside loo as they come out by the shop.

I reckon things with Max and Steven will take a dark turn, with Max forcing Steven to kill himself when his time is up in three months.

I noticed Max's shoes! Between that and his sloppy jumper and the way he shovels his food and his unshaven look, I can't see the attraction. At all!

Max appears to be wearing lipstick tonight