EASTENDERS 16 - NO SPOILERS

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storylines are a bit poor at the moment

stephen says he has cancer

bullies are still at school

michelle seeing the tube man

stacey is preg

waiting for dot to come home

new family/bernedette preg

is linda coming back and whats the big secret she needed to tell mick and didnt

what is max up to?

will jack shag his nanny

I wonder if Phil will walk in ?

Phils back!!

Nah - he'll just answer the phone!

Told you Sonia would have told Lisa I always liked Lisa phil ruined her

What happened to Lola and her baby? They were Mitchells weren't they? I liked her, but can't remember why she got axed off..

Lola went to live in Newcastle.
Cant recall why- phil wanted to adopt Lexi, but he relented and let her stay with her mum.
Ben doesnt mention this child at all.

I'd forgotten all about Lola and Lexi. Odd how Ben never mentions his daughter. The Mitchell mantra is Faahmly.

Kidding glad I'm not the only one that sees Lisa and thinks Your son killed Cal! (sorry Casualty reference).

Its only familllyyy when they are living on the square!
Go away, then your never mentioned. Until lexi gets to 15 and comes back to find dad i suppose!

Leave the square in a black cab with a large bag and you're as good as dead. Faahhhmmly doesn't apply to you anymore.

Did Lola go off with Jay and then jay came back? No dexter was it? He was also coras grandson wasn't he oh lord I can't remember .....

Billy never mentions Lola or Lexi either , and they were living with him for ages.

I don't bother trying to listen to what Max is mumbling about.

Sharon's facial expressions were very exaggerated tonight. Uu

Lola left because this was around the time Jay was arrested for robbery to do with Lucy's murder. She left to live with dexter

Dame - I thought Sharon's acting range had expanded last night - lots more showing whites of her eyes, like an angry bull. Half expected her to start scraping the ground with a hoof and lower her head for a charge. A few grimaces too.
I'm sure I've seen Lisa in The Detectorists as one of the guys' ladyfriends. Quite good in a comedy role.
Somebody should tip off social services about all the child neglect going on in the Square. What we need is a whistleblower.

She was the ex wife in the Detectorists comedy who ran an alternative type shop full of nick nacks and things - type of shop that makes you think ' how do they make a living?' she was horrible to her ex, toby jones, until one day he cottoned on she was using him and told her where to go! i loved that show.
Carmel looked gutted that Shaki had broken up the party with her and Max! Sonia is such a busy body and Sharon was horrible to lisa, i am glad that she called her out on leaving Denny and Louise home while she hi tailed it to Italy for months at a time! she is such a hypocrite.

Weren't Jay and Lola meant to be going to Newcastle together? Jay had to stay because of thelucy thing and Lola ended up deciding to go anyway.

Sharon's character was used again for a tete a tete, first with Michelle and now Lisa. I quite like the intensity of the stage play like conversations but they are out of context with EE as a whole.

My favourite part of the Sharon and Lisa scene;

Lisa: "What about that Shirley Phil was seeing?"
Sharon: "She shot him."

Ilost -

She shot 'im - of course she did. Not to be confused with other methods of assault/death in EE - hit over head with a bust of Queen Vic, whacked and paralysed with a hockey stick, poisoned, stabbed, jumping off roof of Vic, being pushed off a cliff edge, shot by stepson, burned to death. I'm sure I've missed some.
80s - Detectorists has been on repeats recently - we should start a thread.

Great description of Shaz MrsBotox 🙂

Mrs b, good idea about the Detectorists! Was a gentle comedy and Toby jones was fab.

that was funny when shirley said that about shirley shooting phil ' on our wedding day' the way Lisa said 'oh' as if it happens all the time - well , it does to Phil Mitchell anyway! yes, they will need to find new ways of getting rid of people they dont want around ( or just hurting them a little bit!)

MrsBotox - you forgot 'bludgeoned to death with ornamental dog/ best friends photo frame'. Although maybe that comes under queen vic bust or misc items.

Every time I see a scene with the Beales I feel ridiculously frustrated at Jane. Your stepson shot you in the ovaries or something and left you infertile! You should be angrier!

Little mo and her iron was also great.
Yes to jane, she should have run steven over in her wheelchair.,
He is a menace.
When lauren was looking at the spaniel x ray i hoped she would realise its not a human head, but sadly not. She did look puzzled by it.

Didn't Lisa say 'he has that effect on women' or something

Also 'crashed into laundrette on motorbike who's brakes were tampered with by your father who was trying to kill Mark Fowler'