EASTENDERS 16 - NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

storylines are a bit poor at the moment

stephen says he has cancer

bullies are still at school

michelle seeing the tube man

stacey is preg

waiting for dot to come home

new family/bernedette preg

is linda coming back and whats the big secret she needed to tell mick and didnt

what is max up to?

will jack shag his nanny

Max used to smoke all the time.

Another ex of Phil Mitchell's to add to the square.

Sorry, didn't realise Max smoked! (or used to) I must pay more attention.

Thanks for letting me know re. Max's self harming, must've missed that.
Fixing Stacey's sink for her, fnar...

The way Max eats. It's not sexy. And his ridiculous whispering. It's annoying.

Max looked like a Turtle when he was eating.

Max looked like a Turtle when he was eating.

Does he have any teeth? I don't think I've ever seen them (sorry Max). Was Carmen to believe he intended to quickly self harm while she was checking the baked alaska, and thought the drawer was a safe bet to find a lighter for purpose? I thought she was going to show him the door.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Mr Big, with his servile sidekick Max, and his evil intentions on the Square storyline dragged out until Christmas, then went off like a damp squib.

I do hope they throw the Carters out of the pub though, very irritating they are, all of them.

Carmel! not Carmen.

Sharon barely looked concerned when she showed up at the hospital. Surely you'd be frantic if your stepchild had been rushed from the prom to the hospital?

Wasn't Kat burnt also, fairly recently too (last year?), and Tamwar. Scarring and confidence issues with both. I think it's a bit much really.

Alfie set Charlies house on fire to get insurance money they were not insured and Kat was upstairs in bed she was meant to be out EE love setting folk on fire next to being in a wheelchair for a fortnight being scarred is an EE rite of passage,

Tbf Jane has been using her wheelchair for a long time

A more realistic story would be if Louise spotted Alex and Madison on that balcony Lou stormed up Alex pushed her over but nooo we had to have a candle hoha

Keep losing the thread! Hi!!

The coldness between Louise and Sharon was very sudden. Sharon was great around the time Louise's drinks were spiked. Then suddenly losing the plot over blusher and perfume. Totally inconsistent.

For months Louise was meek and naive about Phil's drinking, about Bex and about the bullies. Then suddenly on the night of the prom turned back into the original feisty Louise. Again totally inconsistent.

Max's whispering annoys me too!

I think Louise was being 15 tbh she is fickle she thought Madison and Alex were her friends and was probably a bit scared to be on the wrong side of them that isn't rare amongst teenagers they can be blind to their friends terrible faults.

Carmel annoys me, but when you think about it, she hasnt had it easy with men. About to be divorced by the boys' father
she was given the run around by Mahsood.
Now Max is just after her paperwork on the plans for the square.
She hasnt had a lot of luck ( apart from getting the jobs she wants, she is okay with that)

I agree the burns thing has been done... twice. Dull.

yes, they are obsessed with fire.
the Vic has burnt down twice i think ( could be more)
houses have blown up on the square, people have been scarred by it and max is harming with a lighter now too.

Car lot burnt down at least once too!

Sharon's obviously had time for another quick spray tan on her face.

Lisa is spending a lot of time in hospitals lately

Why would Carmel have work stuff that Max photographed at home ?

Who does Sharon think she is? Not telling Louise's father of her serious injuries and now trying to tell Louise's Mum to leave the hospital.