Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

Freaky horse man?!

Have my lungs?

well, it will spare us your singing, love.

MORE PLEASE.

Shit weird Eurovision. Please get through to Saturday!

A horse. Because why not?

At least horse man has socks so...

That horse man will not be good when i am pissed on Saturday. So I'm hoping it doesn't get that far.

This is PROPER weird!

Stripping is popular this year

I will admit, I would gladly ride that horse man. He sure is mighty fine.

The ladder should have been on fire . It needed more more fire.

Werewolf in his Dad's suit, it's Portugal!

Another Hipster!

Haha Raaah !!

Not sure about this one. I get the impression they don't want to win...

That was like my school days nightmare about being forced to be in Midsummer Night's Dream.

This song is weird, it never really goes anywhere

He is singing like the rat n Ratatouillie.

Oh FFS, thought he was going to be good. How irritating 😠

He's very.... twitchy, is it deliberate or just him?

Oh dear.

This is the best Portugal could come up with in TWO years?!

He's channelling Edith Piaf. Or something.

Well, the audience liked something.

I think he needs a piano or a guitar or something to keep his hands occupied.

How come my subtitles aren't in English this year? Bit rude

WHAT HAPPENED to his voice just then?! Weird man