Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

Found it!

BBC4

Finland. Looking like they are going to a Victorian Funeral.

Finland wants to be Adele.

Yeah that act is banned but Russia as a country aren't if that makes sense

Love her hair! Very swishy!

She has missed such a trick- she should be in a pie, with flying birds.

ooh, key change. Will it get better?

I definitely remember this being more tempo in the video

I don't think we'll be in Helsinki next year...

Utterly bored

She entered Ukraine illegally or something. So isn't allowed back. Much politics.

Er mate your piano appears to be on fire

Ah the Lady Gaga wannabe

Suffolk yy, I haven't seen an alternative act mentioned.

LADDER!

A real ladder no less

Hello Checkers! Yes, the Hot Builder is still on the scene, poor sod.

Lovely to see everyone again on here.

I think I have sussed it out why tonight so far has been so dull- they are all mourning the loss of Russia! It's Russia's funeral.

I didn't rate this in the video, but Eurovision always seems to love Azerbaijan

I loved Austria's burning piano song a few years back. This was dull tho

Suffolk i like to think he is baking the blackbirds in his piano.

There appears to be a horse man on the real ladder...

That board is very Moody Teenage Emo Kid's art sketchbook cover.

Danke Suffolk my DD also likes Moldova. She did a Hairy Botter quiz on me earlier and was most bored by me ending up in Gryffindor when she was Slytherin which sounds like summat out of . She also plays this non-stop.
m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=10bxhddEyEc

Shouldn't the ladder be glittery and lit up like a Christmas tree?