Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

^ooh ooh ooh I said England cos I wanted Dame Edna to co-host with Graham along with musical appearances by Kylie, Colin Hay and Gina G.

Gin, that'd be amazing.

I'd want Sia to compete 😁😁😁

Never Gonna Kyiv You Up definitely

Another vote for Never Gonna Kyiv You Up

I'm so excited...

I can't decide who to support.

I need to get party food tomorrow. Even though it will probably be just me and 10 year old dd1

I think Denmark will get 12 points from Australia.

My personal favs are Moldova and Romania.

I predict Italy will win. I don't think Portugal will clinch it. But I think they're both rubbish acts. Boring, overrated etc.

Super you are probably right.

Moldova were great.

I liked Belgium, mainly because I felt she looked like a frightened rabbit and I wanted to mother her.

I do think the Portuguese singing mime artist oxymoron man will do very well though. The audience loved him. And one day I will find out what the fuck the lyrics are, damnit

I'm going to be supporting Belgium - definitely my favourite song. I'd be OK with Romania or Moldova winning.

Don't like Portugal or Italy or Norway at all - please don't let one of them win.

DD is rooting for Sweden DS and I are secretly hoping one of them will fall off their treadmill

DS has picked Cyprus as his favourite.

Oubliette I am really hoping for a treadmill malfunction, and it will speed up and slow down at whim.

Just for fun.

Can I even remember Cyprus??

Oubliette I'll join you in hoping that there's a treadmill malfunction.

I can't remember Cyprus, or about 80% of the rest of the acts in the final. This year has been a complete snoozefest.

Running order is out. Portugal and Italy in the middle, Belgium, UK, Sweden and Bulgaria near the end. I haven't seen Italy at all but I'm keen on Belgium, Portugal and Bulgaria. Also hoping for treadmill related hilarity from the horrendously smug Swedes.

Poland have the dreaded second slot.

Cyprus were in semi #1 - their so g was fairly well staged.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=B94IsBm4Y0Q

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