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Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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SuffolkNWhat · 07/05/2017 21:07

Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

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Raahh · 09/05/2017 20:46

He's like a singing mime artist.

which makes no sense. Grin

OublietteBravo · 09/05/2017 20:47

DD: How did he get to the semi-final?

SuperBeagle · 09/05/2017 20:47

He's adorable but completely inept

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SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 20:47

Velvet man is a shit presenter

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dillite · 09/05/2017 20:47

I forgot that I was watching him. I was looking at him but not really seeing or hearing him.

Raahh · 09/05/2017 20:48

Suffolk I know! Angry

dillite · 09/05/2017 20:48

I forgot that I was watching him. I was looking at him but not really seeing or hearing him.

RedToothBrush · 09/05/2017 20:48

How come my subtitles aren't in English this year? Bit rude

Brexit. Its to spite the British.

GinSwigmore · 09/05/2017 20:48

m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=wfeCIvOxXBo
^ I want stuff like this dammit.

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SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 20:49

Ohh live water? In protest about all the FIRE

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SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 20:49

Fucking Brexit

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OublietteBravo · 09/05/2017 20:49

She's come in her nightie

RedToothBrush · 09/05/2017 20:49

Is she about 8ft tall?

OublietteBravo · 09/05/2017 20:50

Live water? As opposed to the usual dead kind Confused

dillite · 09/05/2017 20:51

Her legs are so long!

RedToothBrush · 09/05/2017 20:51

Wet underwear!

OublietteBravo · 09/05/2017 20:51

They are dancing in a paddling pool.

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SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 20:51

It's all gone a bit Mr Darcy in that lake scene...

Excuse me whilst I go cool down at that memory

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RedToothBrush · 09/05/2017 20:52

Wind machine

OublietteBravo · 09/05/2017 20:52

Hope their clothing doesn't go see through when it gets wet.

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SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 20:53

Who would have thought we would long for the Polish milk maids again?

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CheckpointCharlie2 · 09/05/2017 20:53

Am a bit worried about her left boob

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SuffolkNWhat · 09/05/2017 20:54

If you're going to have a violin at least make it as good as Fairytale (still one of my all time favourite EV songs, goods eyebrows on that one too)

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dillite · 09/05/2017 20:54

I wonder- are musician parents disappointed when their children end up being tone deaf and completely lack any musical talent?

Raahh · 09/05/2017 20:54

Oh this is angsty.

But she remembered the wind machine, and to sound like a Bond theme, and leave half her dress at home.

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