Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

The bass line to this ripped off from something else. Titanium- Sia.

x-post Dillite

We won't. We'll get nil points again. Even Germany are at the similarity.

I lie the big head. And at least it's not a ballad.

OMG - Sebastian Telier looks exactly like my former boss (only with long hair).

My former boss was French too

It's almost as blatant as Lithuania nicking There she goes in 2009.

Please hurry up. I am nodding off now

There's a huge amount of empty seats in the audience and stalls.

C'mon Romania.

I feel sorry for Finland. They were better than most of these.

Oh good Belarus.

Split Personalty Go Compare man!

How the hell did Hungary get through?

Eh? She was boring.

Latvia were better than most of these. Yes, I am still bitter over my one vote not getting them into the final.

Denmark?!

Yay. Glad Romania are through...

Oh goody, yodeling.

They should stop at 7

Glad the yodelling is through

No way are Norway in!

Norway

Yeah Norway!

Bloody hell. The voters are deaf.

I liked Hungary. Oh good. The Netherlands!