Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

She is very intense.

Is that a crochet hook in her hair?

Well that was shite.

Oubliette looks more like a pencil.

Oh , here are Estonia's megastars.

Yay - Estonia. Sounds very like Erasure. Really like this one

Duran Duran.

Perhaps she should have eased on all that botox as her face can barely open her mouth.

He's got The Look!

Was he also miming there? In the bit where he was sexing the camera?

He'd be better on his own, going with an 80s one-hit-wonder vibe.

She's useless and irritating.

That's a stare alright

How was Ireland? As shite as they were tipped to be?

Missed them and only just found this thread.

dillite I thought it was me, I can't make out a word. Even with subtitles.

She's thinking "don't touch me. Not the hair!"

He goes from very smiley like the Smiley Children in Charlie & Lola to intense staring. V weird.

Ireland was very whispery.

Oh yes Ireland was mega shite.

This had a flash mob in the video so will be interesting to see how they stage this

I normally like Israel. Pegasus Wings, Hovi Star etc.

But this is a bit of a let down

Ouch my ears...

I liked lost in Verona (Estonia) I am an 80s throwback though.
I like Israel too. This is more like it

I'm struggling to come up with 10 acts from tonight that I want to hear again.

Actually, changed my mind. Don't hate it

I'm just sexually objectifying him. There's no point bothering to listen to whatever it is he's singing.