Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

I am distracted by his ears.

The dog is growling at this one.

This is the sound of 1 million Gaydars going off

I thought that they were pushing it to rhyme Fragile with Trouble once, but repeating it every chorus is definitely riding their luck.

That was ok

I think that Bulgaria is the only one that deserves to go through.

Poor Ireland lol. I suspect we'll never win Eurovision again.

I really liked Bulgaria too.

Bless. He is very smiley.

It will be interesting to see who goes through tonight

I wouldn't be so sure my- it could be that soon all the immigrants that will be evicted from the UK will need somewhere to go, so they will such up to Ireland first by making it the Eurovision winner.

Olex is the lovechild of Hiddleswift, Tennant and the psycho one in a suit from Mr Robot.

1. Serbian Dull Wedding Dress
2. Austrian Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
3. Macedonian All Alone (except she’s preggars)
4. Maltese tenth time lucky Celine Dion
5. Romanian Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons.
6. Dutch Talent Contest Rejects.
7. Hungarian St Pepper’s Rapping Gypsies
8. “Danish” Traitor with a Massive Gob and Red Dress.
9. Irish Eyebrowed Castrati on helium
10. San Marinos Geri Halliwell does Cruise Ship GlitterTat
11. Croatian Go Compare Povorotti Man
12. Norwegian Darth Punk
13. Swiss Canary Belle
14. Belarussian Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
15. Bulgarian Bieber Untouchable Child
16. Lithunian Superstitious Shit Geisha
17. Estonians Lost in the 1980s
18. Israeli Eye Candy

Ireland's is like something that even Westlife would have said no to because it's too cheesy.

Red that's brilliant again!

Excellent work, Red

My for the final:
FYR Macedonia
Romania
Netherlands
Serbia
Estonia
Israel
Switzerland
Bulgaria

and, erm...
Austria
and... and...
Croatia

Applauds red's round-up
Okay I want Estonia, Israel, Macedonia, Norway and Bulgaria.

Excellent list as always Red

Checkers and I are now sharing the same brain

Verka remains my favourite entry of all time

Oops - there should have been a 10 in that.

Excellent summary as ever, redtoothbrush

Surely Russian Grannies are the best act of all time?

I'm struggling tonight.

Romania, Hungary, Croatia, Norway, Switzerland, Belarussia, Bulgaria, Lithunia, Estonia and Israel.

Sorry The Netherlands and Ireland. Normally I'd just say you should get a bye, but I don't think I can bear to listen to either again.

No Fairytale Norwegian is the best act ever