Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

17? Will his voice be deeper than Brendan's?

Oh look, another toddler on stage.

And he is younger than the Irish man.

Dd14 has just arrived in the room she likes his jawline...

Is this a cover version?

This 12 year old is much better than the other babies in the comp.

It's not terrible, but what does he even know about love?

Bieber

He's gonna win I reckon.

I'm sure he loves his teddy

He's like one of the Beckham kids (in Posh's dreams)

He reminds me of The lead singer from A-Ha.

Not a man bun.

A man bun on a woman.

Bulgaria's song's a bit by the numbers but he's singing the hell out of it. Ireland must be spitting feathers because he doesn't look great by comparison.

suffolk that made me piss myself laughing just then !!!

Bechkham kids wish they could be that good looking. Or talented.

Really disliked this one on the videos.

Bjorne no!?

No, love, you're not Bjork.

Stevie Wonder, Superstition. Just saying.

Bjork! Not Bjorne

Haha liney

it's lie a shit geisha hair do.

Two finger salute.

Cruella de Sweary.