Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

Nope. Doing nothing for me this one. Boring.

It's a bit shouty. And dull.

Another red dress! Also making noteds for Saturday's Eurovision bingo... Why are the Australianss so obsessed with Eurovision?

Where you are: not in the final

He had a massive gob too superB

Irish non voice broken singer

Yes, this lad has very impressive eyebrows.

It's high-pitched Irish kiddie.

Good luck Ireland!

And a really annoying voice.

Is he 12?

Nooooo! It's making me want to scratch all the skin off my legs, so whispery!

Slightly psychopathic look about this singer

Ah Jaysus did he swallow the helium out of the balloon

Why are the Australianss so obsessed with Eurovision? Because we have fuck all else happening here to be excited about.

He looks about 12.

What's with the balloon?

On the whole I thought Tuesday's songs were better so far, with the exception of the yodelling.

Either that or he was castrated in a guy rope accident Jane

Hes going to be on Eurovision in years to come with a REALLY deep voice isn't he. He's going to be dying of embarrassment.

He has a very feminine voice.

He's 20

I thought he was 13.

Whenever they are showing the pods and the audience they look so bloody bored.

He was really very creepy. Sorry, and apologies to any Irish people who may secretly love Brendan.

20?????? On what planet?