Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

I'd pay good money not to hear that again.

Evening! x

WTF is he wearing? Sgt Pepper called, he wants his jacket back

Evening Gin, we are up to the pottery porn one

Points off for man bun.

I like gypsy song.

Man bun alert. Man bun alert.

(takes notes for Saturday's drinking game)

quite like this too, he's a bit shuddery though.

Yodelling and rapping. But not good.

Cheer up, love!

Nope. Don't even want to hear the rest of it tonight, let alone hear it again in the final.

It's got fire though- check

and a smiley violinist.

There's a bit of everything in this song. I kinda like it.

Hungarian orchestrated Bollywood rap. And why not?

It's clearly a very angsty song.

It's over thank fuck

So the Danish entrant is Australian.

Yep. Traitor.

Red outfit did she accidentally get assigned to the wrong semi?

Not a fan

She has a mahoosive 👄

This is a bit shit

Bit shouty

Not very memorable. Doubt she'll get through.

Not a fan.

Can't decide who I dislike more: Isaiah or Anja