Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

Yodelling. Wtf?

All of it sounds more 'enhanced' tonight iykwm?

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS?

I love this.

Her yodeling does not sound 'live'.

And a fucking Cannon! This is my new favourite

Oh dear lord

I'd like this to make the final. It's very Eurovision.

This and Moldova are my fav so far

Casual shoplifting in the promo

Yodellers to win!

Ooh good singers!

I liked the bit at the beginning where they sang previous winners in a Ukrainian folk stylee. I'm a bit of a Eurovision purist and tend to bore on about how it's actually all about the best song so I'm pleased to see actual demonstrations that these were cracking songs which could stand up to rough treatment.

Can we have Simon Cowell's buzzer for The Netherlands please?

i liked the Netherlands the other year, thought they were robbed.

Boring! Especially after yodelling.

I like this song, wish I could wear a sparkly jumpsuit

More tit mesh - for the Wilson Phillips lite from Netherlands

Only Romania with a non-monochrome outfit so far.

Mind you, while I say I'm a purist, I still can't resist the call of Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons.

I quite fancy a sparkly jumpsuit too Suffolk

It's Destiny's Child all grown up.

Red that^ is exactly how it should be described on your list

'Hold on for one more day....'

Can Portuguese man put his lyrics up behind him?

Hallelujah

This is good, they do have Jessie J mind but still. Best so far not counting the bonkers ones.