Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

Surely the aren't allowed to mime? DH just asked the same question

Suffolk

They're not allowed to mime

She has a very annoying voice, mimed or not.

You see these complex lyrics have me confused what this song is about, can anyone enlighten me?

White again

I think the saying is 'take the hint'

I missed the miming bit, was it very obvious?

3 White outfits out of 4 performers.

Didn't like this one from the videos, too Mariah Carey

You would think that Malta would be happy to be singing seeing that it took her 10 attempts to get there.

Cancel Mariah this is more Celine Dion

I would have bet a fiver she was miming, or maybe she was just over mouthing or something, looked sus to me though...

Tad boring this one but I want her to get through if she's tried ten times!

Not as good as Tuesday so far

Just another dull ballad.

YODELLING! It's the yodel one! This is NOT A DRILL!

Oh. The yodelling-rap fusion song.

Where's @RedToothbrush

YODELLING!!!

AND RAPPING!

I fucking love this

More of this pls

This will get through because well YODELLING!

(Can you tell I love a good yodel?)

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOO YESSSSSSS!

He needs a fuck load more hairspray on his bouncy hair, it's really annoying!

Yay Red is here

I was kind of expecting the staging to be madder than this.