Never Kyiv Up On UK: It's Eurovision 2017!

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Come one come all and welcome to Suffolk's annual Eurovision bonanza!

Brexit smexit as we join Mel, Scott and Graham for another year of big ballads, unusual visuals and quite frankly bizarre promos.

This year we are in Kyiv in Ukraine after they won with a not so subtle dig at Putin, what will this year bring?

What kind of bridal shops does Mel frequent where they sell such ugly, see through dresses?

Thought this was going to launch into Katy Perry 'Firework' then.

This is dull.

It is isn't it. And yy to more bridal!

I suppose it's kind of day-to-night bridal wear. Don't need a different outfit for the wedding night .

No self respecting bride would wear that.

Perhaps she should just fall in really deep and fuck off the stage.

Great minds re- Firework, there, Scott

AH someone has pushed the reset button, sound is fixed

It's clearly white outfit evening.

Oh look, it's Austrian Ed Sheeran.

It's a wee man in the moon.

Loving the diamanté moon, he looks like the Dreamworks fishing boy

Actually you are walking on a moon mate.

My sound is out now, just my telly or is it everyone?
He's like Lee Ryan no!?

Pegasus wings on shoes are back

And element of Dreamwork happening here.

Out as in out of sync or as in out of tune?

He's not wearing socks.

I like the song but not sure if it'll do well

Out of synch bravo but I paused it and it's ok now!!
Didn't mind that one actually!

Super it was the Dreamworks logo wasn't it?

They will sue before Saturday and bankrupt the Ukraine.

Hardly dancing alone if you're expecting love

I quite liked this one in the compilation video.

Ooh is she miming?

You can't hear this one

Want the boots though

It's too happy. Austria won't get through. The girl from Macedonia will, for some reason.