EASTENDERS 11 - NO SPOILERS !!!!!!

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Thought would start new thread for when this runs out as know how you lot gossip and I'm out tonight 😛😛😛😛

Sure you will get through 70ish posts quickly ........

Sooooooo recap and still have some of the same storylines going as you lot natter 😁😁😁😁

What is max up to?? Obv revenge !!

Will Stacey and Martin get preg and why go for another chiid when they can't even afford the two they have 🙄

When will BEX stop seeing LOUISE. She isn't a friend

What will happen to baby spud. Is this the end of him till 18yrs later

How will jack cope with granny living with him?

Will Linda be back soon? Possibly not unless literally having 2/3mths off ml but mick goes to see her lots

Will babe be back?

Nice that James recovery isn't quick

Michelle's toyboy schoolboy lover has arrived

Will michelle manage to look after Denny and LOUISE .....

Will Lee return and how will Whitney cope being dumped but hey she has her rings back

Will she snog mick

Any other main stories?

And NO SPOILERS 😘😘😘

"Sausage seems out of the picture lately'

Maybe Ian's scoffed him too!

Maybe! Sausage n doughnuts anyone?

Ha ha, Ian's eaten Sausage.
It's so silly that we have numerous scenes of Ian pigging out on stuff like a cockney Homer Simpson with everyone commenting, "oh you're not hungry again, Ian." and such like.

Odd how no one seems to mention Lee at all. Twitney seems happy as Larry pretending to be L.

Agree, what on earth can Whit bring to a meeting with the bank manager? Batting her eyelashes and giving the odd goofy smile isn't going to carry much weight.

Did anyone else think it was rude of Carmel to take Shirley's wine to "have later"?

Yes, Carmel gets a big YABU from me! Cheeky woman. I wouldn't be surprised if she had the leftover lasagne stuffed in her bag for her "boys".

Shall we have a drinking competition when it's on tonight? Every time Ian takes a bite we have a gulp of our wine or whatever, and every time Witless flutters her fake lashes we take two!! Trouble is, we'd all be sozzled like Shirley on the voddies about ten minutes in!

(Runs to kitchen to check wine is chilling)

Hello! Can I join in? Recently got back into eastenders after not watching it for years, like back in the joe wicks and his tinfoil hats days

Spongebob, all welcome here ( throws you a t shirt..) no cliques or bitchiness ere.
Drinking games, after the week ive had, i need a drink!
But i while partake of a glass! ( not just the bottle)

I'm out tonight ( nothing exciting just acting as taxi for my 11 year old dd who has a better social life than me!) will have to miss the EE boozathon!

I remember the good old days spongebob - I loved the David Wicks and Cindy affair storyline as one of my all time faves, you mentioning Joe Wicks reminded me. I am going back a long time so apologies to you younger lovelies who haven't a clue what I'm on about.

Every time Ian takes a bite we have a gulp of our wine or whatever, and every time Witless flutters her fake lashes we take two!!

And if Mick refers to Whitless as "a treasure" or whatever he calls her we have to down the bottle.

Soup, its gonna be messy at this rate.
Wicksy, cindy ian triangle ( pre donuts days) when EE was good.

Back when Ians moustache got it's own spin off series.

You're on Soupdragon!

God yes I'd forgotten about the Ian tache. It upstaged everything in a scene

Down the drink if Mick calls Whit "Treasure" "Treacle" or the old classic "Sweedaahht", just try not to gag.

Hahah Cray and Soup that's hilarious!! I'd definitely be in but I'm out this evening... I'll just make sure to gulp my wine every 3 mins or so between 8 - 8.30!

Despite my fear of being shot, I have to ask, why does no one like Whitney??

I am going to:
Take a gulp if Shaks or Keegan say 'fam' 'pwned' 'seen' or any other such youth speak.

A sip if Bex sniffs

A glass if Carmel or Kaff plays busybody

A bottle if Mick says "Cahhhhhhtahhh" , L or diamond/princess/treacle/beaut etc about Whitney

Shot of whisky if Sausage has his laptop

Absinthe when Nuchelle abandons the children she's meant to be looking after

A drunken kebab whenever Ian eats

Pop down the off licence for a crate if anyone mentions bins

TheMockingbird you are going to be legless by 8.07!

Ha ha!

I am awe of your stamina Mockingbird!

Mockingbird is it ok if I do all that at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning, that is probably the time I will be watching it, before everyone else is up.

Love Shirley and Denise together, they're brilliant. We need more humour. Even Ian and Jane made me laugh, talking about who he is leaving his tat to!

You watch, EE will be the death of me.
Even if I did happen to survive The Great Bus Crash of 2017

Good luck with that Mocking I admire the way you're throwing yourself into this

Surely there's an unwritten law that you don't call your DIL "Baby". It's stepping over all sorts of lines.

For anyone in NI it's on at 9.30 BBC2

Hm what's the bet Witless pretends ti be Mick's wife for the bank manager for some reason or other?

Shirley is the best