EASTENDERS 11 - NO SPOILERS !!!!!!

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Thought would start new thread for when this runs out as know how you lot gossip and I'm out tonight 😛😛😛😛

Sure you will get through 70ish posts quickly ........

Sooooooo recap and still have some of the same storylines going as you lot natter 😁😁😁😁

What is max up to?? Obv revenge !!

Will Stacey and Martin get preg and why go for another chiid when they can't even afford the two they have 🙄

When will BEX stop seeing LOUISE. She isn't a friend

What will happen to baby spud. Is this the end of him till 18yrs later

How will jack cope with granny living with him?

Will Linda be back soon? Possibly not unless literally having 2/3mths off ml but mick goes to see her lots

Will babe be back?

Nice that James recovery isn't quick

Michelle's toyboy schoolboy lover has arrived

Will michelle manage to look after Denny and LOUISE .....

Will Lee return and how will Whitney cope being dumped but hey she has her rings back

Will she snog mick

Any other main stories?

And NO SPOILERS 😘😘😘

OMG Witless is wearing L's jacket!

It's all a bit Hand That Rocks the Cradle, Carey

It really is I Lost... and why is Kim dressed as Big Bird from Sesame St..

Why does Mick think his going to prison?

If Mick can't pay the fine surely he can just pay it in installments? I know someone who got fined for a minor criminal offence and paid the princely sum of £1 a week because they were skint. I doubt they'd bother sticking him in jail.

Kim accusing Ian was pretty funny. Although she's becoming grating in general.

I really hope Polish guy doesn't turn out to be evil. I want him and Shirl to get together.

I wasn't looking at the screen properly, and out of the corner of my eye I could see a high bun and slouched shoulders, so for just a second wondered why Shakil was wearing dungaree shorts. It was actually Tina

Mock is being very dramatic about going to prison. Surely not. Shirley's on to Whitless I'm pleased to see.

Ive had a lot of the wines and just caught up on the latest episode

Ashamed to say mick has been giving me the Fanny gallops recently

I feel sorry for becks, especially as her dad plays up to the overprotective arse hole ideal. Coming from a man that had his first kid when he was a wee nipper himself ffs.

That Preston is a letchy fecker so he is

Ok time to lay off the wines immediately

Sorry forgot to say 'can I join?! I promise no spoilers'

Also is there some sort of initation?

No initiation, but a beige mac is optional.

Going back to Carmel taking the wine: I thought she took it to stop Denise drinking any more

Carmel made a comment about hkw she wished she could drink in the day but she had to go to work.
Then she took the wine and said "I'll have mine later". You don't get to reserve wine, especially one you haven't bought.

I see Nuchelle abandoned the children she's meant to be looking after again.

On another note, going back to EE singing careers, I seem to remember Frank Butcher's album on sale in Woolworths

I didn't know bank people came to your house at night time to give you a loan.

Right I'm donning my rain Mac in solidarity

Hate it's all changed these days! It's the banks way of presenting a sexy edge to the customer. Lurking around in the dead of night with a work laptop and briefcase... Classic.

Fanny gallops 😂😂😂😂

I wanted Nuchelle to punch Preston for letching on her.

Kim going hell for leather at Ian was hilarious!

It was quite nice hearing stories of the past EE - back when it was actually worth watching!

I remember Joe Wicks and his tin at days. I was at the age where I and every teen girl had a crush on Paul Nicolls. I loved him in The Biz!
Mind you I also watched Law and Order Uk when he was in it too. Think he's about my age.

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Did I miss something when Preston first came into the show... Who do the other people on the square think he is to nuchelle?

He's very creepy but then again she's creepy because she was his teacher. They're both weird.

Diana no initiation but here's your virtual 'we survived the bus crash of 2017' t shirt to wear with your mac.

Nuchelle told everyone that Preston is a friend of Mark Jr's. As if that would explain why he's apparently moved to London and is living in Phil's gaff!

I think Carmel took wine stop Shirley drinking by more and spilling beans! Carmel knows right?

Thanks corporal! I'm donning it now, along with some baggy old boxers a la Ian Beale

Ah! I must have missed that. That's what I'm struggling with! No one is questioning his arrival or asking wtf is happening. Why are they ok with it? Weird.

Akire they're such a motley crew that lot (Denise, Kim, Shirley, Carmel et al). Why on earth would that lot randomly get together of a lunchtime to eat some low rent lasagne? Baffling!

Makes me laugh that Ian has his own burger bar ( which looks a bit more classy than the Vic and doesnt have a leaky roof) and yet he eats and drinks in the Vic! R and R, the Albert all seem to have disappeared too.
Preston putting his hand Chelle all the time - just gross.

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You're welcome

Hi and welcome to all newbies from this newbie. Wearing the t-shirt with pride, got the beige mac on a hanger though. Can't bring myself to put it on just yet. I don't think the new East-Yawn-ders deserve this level of solidarity and commitment at the moment.

DianaMemorialJam tut tut... blue bucket of cold Queen Vic water for you! Is it the hovering in doorways and scowling? . Ah go on 'en, treacle, treat yerself, 'ave an eyeful!

My thoughts exactly, why on earth does Shirley go round to Patrick's and Denise's for lunch? Extreme shoe-horning.

Kim's reaction at her 'small' piece reminded me of Joey's after-thanksgiving pie 'cut me a real piece'!

The80sweregreat Laughed out loud at your comment re. Ian and doughnuts 'Jane, I'm dying' munch munch munch

Same with Mick and others going to the caff for a cup of tea – you own a pub and your kitchen is up one flight of stairs! They must do some hell of a cuppa there.

Whit has other clothes unless Dot is behind on the washing she could have got changed and not worn Ls jacket will be disco pants and donut buns next

Looks like we narrowly dodged Kaff's post-wine Catherine Tate Nana impression last night.

Ugh, L's clothes are bad enough on her, let alone Witless. You're right, where are all her own clothes? Maybe Leak sold them on to a costume shop that specialises in blue fur coats and polyester everything

Gawd you lot woffle 😂😂 pissed yet due to drinking games

Raises water

So now Martin knows. Bout time too. That bully should get his comeuppance !!!

Lovely little letter from adoptive family

Why did DENISE tell Kim. What's the point. Tho was funny when Kim accused IAN - and course they did sleep together /be together when LUCY was killed

Not sure why Whitney has no clothes. Take them to soapy suds and wash them !!!

Weird about the Vic. Either is it heavily mortgaged or the bank would loan against the building?

Joe Wicks - affectionately called Jaaaw by his mother - was absolutely the hottest man alive through my teenage eyes. Ugh I wonder if the new generation of teenage girls are into Shaki and the other one.

I reckon they CBA to build a bank set so just had to have the manager visit at night. Dunno why Mick had to throw the guy out though.

Does Mick even own the pub itself? Doesn't Shazza have a share? And deep pockets too. Surely she'd loan them a dog and pony. Or whatever you call 2k in cockney nonsense language.