EASTENDERS GOSSIPERS 9 NO SPOILERS **TITLE EDITED BY MNHQ**

[Blondeshavemorefun]

went thro last thread quick

Sadly we know Mitchell sisters dead so funeral soon

DENISE will be popping baby spud out and now shazA and michelle (who we dislike) know the whole square soon will

Lee and micks loans need to be sorted

Any other important stories I've missed

And NO SPOILERS PLEASE

Someone said she looked like inspector gadget too 😆😆

I think she'll get it on with Max. It'll be loud smoochy kisses galore that day 😷

I think Sharon is going to tell Phil soon before shitley says anything.

Shirley! I like her too much to let that typo stand 😆

To be fair to Nuchelle, I suspect there is no easy way to say you're guilty of statutory rape. She was building up sympathy for her situation before blurting out the main point.

PMSL at Shitley :)

I'd save that for Shitney

Shitley, Shitney, Shitchelle and Shatron are splendid names.

No one seems to have mentioned Vicky since Michelle got back.
Even last night she was only bothered about Mark Jr

I hate that Mark Jr is called Mark Jr.
He's not the Mark Fowler's son, so he isn't the junior of him.
Shitchelle (like it!) should have just called him Danny Zuko Mark

Nushell looks like the singer from Everything but the Girl.

Martian was my favourite typo, actually prefer the Martin to old Martin, I don't think Stacey would have entertained old Martin.

Martian 😂😂😂 that's brilliant

Also like Shitchelle 😆. Aren't we calling mark Jr. That on here only to stop confusing him with Todd Carty? Or is he really Mark Jr? Thats odd.

He really is called Mark Jr.

I missed the chance to rant on the old thread about how a mere 10 days after R & R died no one seems to give a shit anymore! Phil, Billy, Honey (who was almost as tearful as Jack when it first happened), Sharon, Ben. All out having a laugh in the pub. Oh and as a PP said what about Vincent and all that history ha and Ronnie had?!

I know soaps can't do everything strictly like RL, but I'm always irritated by how quickly most characters seem to get over a loved one dying.

Yes HarryPotters she is wooden, she sounds like she is just reeling off her lines, no realism there at all. Cellulite and bingo wings? No, her husband just can't stand listening to the moaning anymore.

I think Phil finding out about the baby will send him back to the bottle. Then again if Nuchelle is living there it would probably send me to the bottle too.

Noisy agree, but my trusty tv guide has pics of some of them at the funerals next week, so maybe there will be a sombre mood then!
It does seem wrong, they are all related or friends with the Mitchells n Brannings, show some respect ( over invested i know, but its not on!)

Have just watched last night's episode.

Nuchelle is a terrible actress. Her voice makes me want to rip off my own arm just so I have something to throw at the TV screen.

Re. the Roxy/Ronnie death, did anyone else see Rita Simons' tweet?

"Don't watch Enders anymore so forgive me if I'm misinformed. But from what I hear..is ANYONE mourning Roxy on the square? Poor cow"

She has a point!

No, even Amy doesnt seem that bothered! Noone is sticking up for Roxy.
Ronnie was hardly 'Mother Teresa ' was she?
She was annoying but at least she was a laugh and loved her daughter too. She wasnt all bad..

Martian has really settled into the role I think. Him and Ben prove that new head actors can be an improvement.

I thought it sounded like she was reading and if I was Sharon and had just told her my husband had got another woman pregnant I would not be listening to her long woe is my drivel about being middle aged!

Is it just me who thinks the houses in the square are lacking in security?

Keys under flower pots, no alarms, doors unlocked so anyone can stroll in. This is east London, not Ben and Holly's Magic Kingdom

It was a stupid story line. When did Chelle even qualify as a teacher, where is her American accent and couldn't she just have a marriage breakdown without the other barely credible crap.

No one would applaud a male teacher doing the same thing, what idiot writes this rubbish.

It's like the old days BlueThursday they need to get in and out of each others houses, mainly for the shagging

Agree about no one mourning Roxy, only Glenda is upset and she just gets shouted at by Jack all the time. Ronnie killed at least 2 people and she's treated like mother Teresa

Blue - I think Ben and Hollys magic kingdom would be more interesting at the moment . If nuchelle sticks around I'm going to rechristen her Michit I think

I'm glad it's not just me that dislikes Nuchelle. I quickly accepted NuMartin but I can't get on with this version of Mechelle! She had a really high up job at Walford Council before she left didnt she, how is she suddenly a teacher. I just can't buy it all.

And there's no way people would just let Dot turn into a lonely old woman it's just not the characters at all.

Yes I hated way noonecwent to her party, no one on market just woulnt have happened. Bring back pam!!
Surely they could watxhbeqch other stall like they do day in day out and have popped it.

Mind you still can't believe hardly anyone owns a washing machine like it costs fortune to do self service wash woukd you really spend £20 week at laundrette getting 3-4 washes done and then have to fry it all in dryer or drag 3 loads back to dry same time. They could just put machines everywhere no big deal. Really bugs me!

Ronniè had a washer i believe. I recall spotting it in the kitchen once!
Where will they go now the launderette has shut down anyway?
They need a trip to Currys! ( must be a sale on)
I dont remember Chelle working for the council? Must have been when i used to go out and not tune in ( years ago)

Last night's big speech sounded like a godawful Carla Lane drama. What were they thinking?

Yeah people really aren't mourning for R&R in a realistic way. Even Phil seems unfazed. I would imagine it's the sort of story that'd make the national news too. Sisters dying together and one was a bride. Definitely Daily Mail fodder.