EASTENDERS GOSSIPERS 9 NO SPOILERS **TITLE EDITED BY MNHQ**

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went thro last thread quick

Sadly we know Mitchell sisters dead so funeral soon

DENISE will be popping baby spud out and now shazA and michelle (who we dislike) know the whole square soon will

Lee and micks loans need to be sorted

Any other important stories I've missed

And NO SPOILERS PLEASE

(That was me copying pat butcher btw and no intended to be a rude or otherwise personal attack )

Year above Dd*

You CAAAAAAAHHHHHH

have fallen down youtube rabbit hole of old Eastenders clips now.

corporal, you were born in the 80s? makes me feel really old ! lol
Sausage seems clueless about most things, bless him.
it was an odd episode last night, chelles voice is annoying me and the whole story line seems to be a bit desperate really. The uproar if Chelle had been a bloke though!!

Last night's episode was such a whingefest. Nuchelle moaning about the past, no family to come back to, err there's Martin and Rebecca. When she went into Ian's house and hung the bag on the back door I thought she had lost it and was going to pretend to be Pauline and think it was her house.

I also wondered why her and Sharon were in Ian's arguing, they don't live there!!! Was really hoping Nuchelle was leaving, not sure I can listen to her whiney, emotionless voice much longer. I assume the writers are trying to make her like Pauline who was a great whinger. They've done a good job.

very end of 79 The 80s. My mam watched Eastenders from the start so I've been watching it ever since.

What makes me feel old is the people on the Harry Potter threads that read them as a child and are now grownups!

Yeah last night was weird - those two hander episodes are usually good but this one was way too forced.

yes MrsWhip and there's also Ian and company who are her cousins and seem to love her.

I suppose was technically a 4 hander episode - Sharon/Nuchelle and Dot/Ethel Esquire

Good last nights episode was awful, all that whining in the square, I was hoping Mick might lean out the window and tell them to "shut it or do one".

To be fair I couldn't stand the original Michelle either, misery guts. Why couldn't they bring back Janine, or punk Mary? Her daughter would be in her 30's by now.

Chelle is Rodney trotter's sister. Her accent is unrealistic and doesn't flow like a proper Londoner. She's unbelievable because I'm not sure which 17 year old called Preston would fall in love with her, unless she groomed him 😷😷😷, and that is really risky territory for EE 🤔🙄

Sharon was right though chelle did think she was better than Walford she was always up her self.

Its just as gross as Max and lucy although Lucy was of age.

Rodney Trotter's sister!

Funnily enough I've never seen Nuche and Lee in one room at the same time wearing their macs.

I don't think it's the worst episode I've seen, some quite amusing moments such as the fake tan line and Shaz saying "Do I look like my mother?" whilst downing a glass of wine. And when she called Nuche 'Pauline'.

I think they could have done without the Alan Bennett style rambling monologues.

I wish more people would look after Dot, she's always made time to listen to everyone else's problems and made the effort to dish out appropriate Bible passages off the cuff.

Hoping EE producers will being back Fatboy from the carboot to look after Mrs Branning.

I had no idea that the age of consent in Florida is 18! So she's guilty of statutory rape. No way is she ever going back to the US! Or could she, in theory, be extradited?

What was with breaking into someone's house to hang the bag on the door aka Pauline's old bag. Has she lost her marbles or has she gone too far down the nostalgic route to get back.

Dot, Muchelle, if you bothered to visit her, is the woman who will gladly go down memory lane with you.

On the other hand, she ranted about Landaaaan being grim and awful so I cannot see hat she was trying to say.

I remember the old Michelle, and she was quite whiney but then her mother was Pauline

Or could she, in theory, be extradited?

I'm sure Sausage will enlighten us on this matter in the next few weeks once the shit hits the fan 😂

He will defend her case with razor sharp legal points.

Yeah do I look like my mother with mascara running down her face and glass in hand yip there is Angie thought that was funny

I thought Sharon saying that was ironic as she is adopted.

I didn't realise the consent age was eighteen. She is in big trouble!

Loved the line about the tan. Reminded me of something Shirley would say. Hopefully they will make her sarcastic/funny.

It was just odd, if someone was really rambling to me like that face to face I would have say ' get to the point' or just tell me I think! I cannot get over how much she looks like a young Rodney from only fools or ( as said on here before) someone off the Bill!! She resembles anyone apart from the old Michelle! lol
I wonder if Mark or Tim will show up - will have to stay on now I suppose - how will she manage without a gardener or a cleaner to do all the work?
I bet she buys a dishwasher!

The rambling pissed me off just get to the point she was drunk though , i wonder how much older tim is

Was she drunk? Her woodeness hid that well. Bring back drunk Phil!

God that was tedious. Just say it Nuchelle. Talk about drag it out, banging on about cellulite, weight, being old, not getting any etc etc etc. And it was weird the way it kept randomly flitting badk to Dot, which is also tedious now. Yes Dot is lonely and she has a cat. Boring.

Hoping it ramps up a bit with Denise's baby. Surely Shirl won't be able to keep quiet.

I think so they arsed the wine had champers in the pub and nuchelle had a half bottle in her bag.

The way she was talking about Laaaaahhhhdan was as if it was still in Dickensian times, with the dirt and squalor.