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EastEnders 8 - No spoilers, please!

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southeastdweller · 02/01/2017 08:28

A new thread for the new year Smile

Will the truth come out about how Roxy and Ronnie died yesterday?
Will the new exec producer lose his obsession with bins?
Has Max really forgiven Jane, Ian and Phil?
What secret does the new 'Chelle have?
Will Johnny Sausage learn to act?
Is Denise going to go through with the adoption?
What's going to happen with Lee?
What are your hopes for EE this year?

Come and discuss here!

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LineyReborn · 04/01/2017 18:33

And I'll definitely be giving Let It Shine a go.

nancy75 · 04/01/2017 18:37

Whistles would have to porn the whole pub to fly Elaine home, I think the cost of a medical flight is in the high thousands!

The80sweregreat · 04/01/2017 18:38

Yep, taking the rise out of Gazza and co will be fun! Long winter nights are coming so it will pass the time.

The80sweregreat · 04/01/2017 18:42

Nancy, Elaine has been ill for ages, so it must be in the 'fahsands' Why didnt she buy insurance?
Whitless needs the pawn broker mahsood used to use! Quickly. Or cash converters! Lol

LineyReborn · 04/01/2017 18:47

Apparently Elaine forgot to renew her medical insurance. Goodness. Who'd have thought it?

So now Mick has Elaine's costs, Lee's debts, Babe's breakfasts and keeping Whit's tinkly laugh going to pay for.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 04/01/2017 18:47

Just Googled Let It Shine. How has this passed me by? Looks like a total cheesefest and a bit camp. I'll definitely be watching. It has excellent comedy potential. Grin

Love the fact that contestants will be kept amused back stage with soft drinks, a dart board and ping pong, and Mel Geidroyc.

Nancy good point about the cost of the medical flight. Shock They'll have to sell more than a few of Babe's baps.

EnidButton · 04/01/2017 18:49

Loving the look of let it shine. Cheesy and has Graham Norton as one of the presenters. Marvellous.

Grin at "30 metres of wedding dress"

It was a huge train wasn't it.

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 04/01/2017 18:51

Whistles would have to porn the whole pub to fly Elaine home

Love the typo there - am trying to imagine the porning of the Queen Vic - lots of pics of boobs, and Whit showing even more cleavage than usual? Lee wearing less than usual?

I must say that I am liking some of the things the new producer is bringing to the show - I like the detail (that sounds weird but things like the close-up on Max's burns under the street light, and the framing of the final shot of Roxie and Ronnie in the water, and the way Jack telling the Cinderella story provided such a haunting voiceover) - but I think the recasting of Michelle has not been done well. What's the deal with her suddenly needing to turn the heating up and glug orange juice? - she's been back for a while now and been fine so far Hmm

The80sweregreat · 04/01/2017 18:52

Yeah, where does Babe get her supplies from? You Never see a lorry turn up and she is never out of that pub kitchen. Yet there is always heaps of food!
Whitless's tinkly laugh will be paused now the truth is out there. She will have to lower her expectations now.
Poor Mick. He is facing a debt nightmare.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 04/01/2017 18:56

Te he, I was wondering what Porning the whole pub looked like. Visions of it being sold as a low budget porn set, with all the locals roped in and Mick in a black leather gimp suit. Shock

Babe obviously has some sort of dodgy meat supply off the black market of questionable origin; possibly small cats and puppies.

nancy75 · 04/01/2017 18:59

Hang on a minute, Mel from Mel & Sue is on let it shine? I might have to have a Valium before watching, boring Barry Barlow is one thing but annoying Mel?!? She might push me over the edge

The80sweregreat · 04/01/2017 19:00

Maybe Chelle is ill, diabetes , thyroid problems ( why she is cold and looks thinner) some kind of weird disorder that makes you crave pies and orange juice with ice ( pregnant?)
Hmm, she still needs to go though!

nancy75 · 04/01/2017 19:02

Was it just orange juice or was it vodka disguised as orange?

The80sweregreat · 04/01/2017 19:03

Nancy, they have thrown the budget at Let it shine obviously. Gazza cant come cheap.
So the rest of the year will be repeats or low budget drama.
No more trips out for the EE cast to fancy hotels. Or Djs

The80sweregreat · 04/01/2017 19:06

Yeah, those Poys of Babes have a sweeney todd feel to them.
Does she own Deans barber shop on the quiet?
Chelle is an alcoholic? Could be. Didnt think of that.

LineyReborn · 04/01/2017 19:07

I thought it might be a vodka habit, but I'm liking the pie-craving-illness better.

LineyReborn · 04/01/2017 19:09

Mick did catch Babe coming in with a couple of packets of cheap sausages, but that was it.

Seagull eggs and ceiling-grown mushrooms it is then.

The80sweregreat · 04/01/2017 19:20

Yuk, i wont go in the Vic for my brekky any day soon then. Stick with weatherspoons. Better class of mushrooms.

buddhasbelly · 04/01/2017 19:57

Sorry if this has been said - read the thread but maybe missed something...

To those questioning whether Michelle is an alcoholic and hence the scene of the orange and ice - I thought the ice being added to her drink whilst turning up the heating was to emphasise how much of an annoying house guest she is - turning up the heat whilst trying to cool herself down with a ice cold drink? But maybe i'm just making up my own stories...

LineyReborn · 04/01/2017 20:01

budd in which case Stacey should definitely lay her out.

The80sweregreat · 04/01/2017 20:05

Stacey needs to do her own AIBU.

Or hire Mick to take her out if she cant face it herself.

Or nick the bust of the queen vic ..

Baylisiana · 04/01/2017 20:12

Whitney did put pressure on re the flat, ok she was told Lee had a good job but buying a flat for 330k with no savings was ridiculous idea. I've found the way they have done the Lee/Whitney relationship odd. There has been this old fashioned focus on her as a homemaker and Lee as a provider, bringing in 'the readies' Grin and needing to shelter her from the truth. In reality a couple their age would be sitting down working out how her income could increase too.

Enid I am still gutted about R and R going too. And cross with Mick for not being older.

I wonder if they will keep Jack in it? I hope so as it would be good to see them follow through on the long term implications of one of these dramatic incidents. If Jack finds out about the drugs, won't he blame Roxy even more for being in that state?

Agree Max and Roxy would have made a great couple.....how come that never happened before, or did it? I forget with Max, and with Roxy.....one reason they would have been good together!

Don't look back in Ongar! Whitward Scissorhands! Genius Grin

nancy75 · 04/01/2017 20:14

But Stacey is not averse to moving her own family in when it suits her, she moved in brother Kyle who she had never even met & Belinda and poor old Martian didn't get a say, no doubt if big Mo ever returns from Fat elvis' she will be moved in too. Let's face it chelle is bad but she's got nothing on the Slaters!

The80sweregreat · 04/01/2017 20:18

Nancy, true. But
Kyle did make duck lasagna and Be gave Stace a job ( for a few months)
They paid rent.
They left her orange alone.
Lol

The80sweregreat · 04/01/2017 20:19

Martian, i love a typo on here!

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