X FACTOR- It's DISCO week! Glitter balls at the ready, roller skates and boob tubes optional.

[Raahh]

So here are the song choices

Saara Aalto
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)

Honey G
Stayin’ Alive

Emily Middlemas
Wishing on a Star

Sam Lavery
I Will Survive

Ryan Lawrie
Play That Funky Music

Matt Terry
Best of My Love

5 After Midnight
Boogie Wonderland

I was right with my prediction that Emily would do Rose Royce- but I would have gone with 'Love don't live here any more' 'Wish upon a star' seems a bit up beat

Someone always does 'No more tears, and I always think 'but it's a DUET!!' - It's very Elfish though.

Ryan will be terrible, he really isn't funky, 5am will be karaoke, and I am already visualising a white shell suit for Honey G, like when Kenny Everett used to do piss take sketches of the Bee Gees.

I think Sam will struggle. Any one who sings a song like 'I will survive' always loses .

see y'all later.

Sinitta never really changes.

Oh blimey- match sticks at the ready, here comes Emily.

No, Sinatta has a pic in the attic.,

Dermy is being norty. He knows he doesn't want to come back again!

I don't understand those new IKEA ads. They are like a horror story of some sort. Ikea is supposed to be a happy place, not some "there's a serial killer lurking in the shadows" place.

Sinitta has as many birth dates as queenie has birthdays!

The fun factor isn't likely to increase much with Emily's performance is it?

'All her life'

she is about 6

She is kind of missing the notes somewhere.

Are they doing 2 songs tonight or one?

The Boxing Day ads always used to be for travel agents do you remember

Eric, he is a worry. Does the world need another Simon?
Mr ten percent in the making there!
Boring..
Emily ice skating was good though.
She was a little Jayne Torvill

Bloody hell- this is the most up beat she has been. And it shows the weakness in her voice. She is being drowned out.

This is a bit dirgey

I was right, that song is so slow and dull !

She is like human nitol, struggling to sleep? I prescribe 5 minutes of Emily twice a week

Yes I remember that Noel. Christmas over. Book your holidays

This was insipid, sorry Emily

That really wasn't great, mainly because she could hardly be heard.

Did Louis say it was a 'Nancy climax'?

Nancy

But they have built her up to be this dull JL version of everything- what did they expect her to do?

Noisy, it certainly wasn't!!

YY- Nicole, I said that too.

Yeah, Lun Poly ads!
On a freezing cold boxing day with left over turkey.

Simon. You are wrong.