X FACTOR- It's DISCO week! Glitter balls at the ready, roller skates and boob tubes optional.

[Raahh]

So here are the song choices

Saara Aalto
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)

Honey G
Stayin’ Alive

Emily Middlemas
Wishing on a Star

Sam Lavery
I Will Survive

Ryan Lawrie
Play That Funky Music

Matt Terry
Best of My Love

5 After Midnight
Boogie Wonderland

I was right with my prediction that Emily would do Rose Royce- but I would have gone with 'Love don't live here any more' 'Wish upon a star' seems a bit up beat

Someone always does 'No more tears, and I always think 'but it's a DUET!!' - It's very Elfish though.

Ryan will be terrible, he really isn't funky, 5am will be karaoke, and I am already visualising a white shell suit for Honey G, like when Kenny Everett used to do piss take sketches of the Bee Gees.

I think Sam will struggle. Any one who sings a song like 'I will survive' always loses .

see y'all later.

I am being entertained by my brother's beard shaving stages- he was a victorian earlier, now he has a 70's porn state and sideburns.

dillite

Oh wow, even she is bored of being bored!

Can we contain ourselves waiting for Honey G?

I just find it so irritating that they keep Honey bloody G until the end

Fuck it, come on lets enter!

More ads! Wtf ?

Stache not state. Sod off autocorrect!

There have been more ads today than there has been singing.

Louis sit down !😂

OH just announced he'd rather insert cocktail sticks in his scrotum than listen to Honey G.

Noisy, dont let him. A and E gets busy saturday nights.

Your OH is a very sensible man Noisy. Mine has buggered off to watch some subtitle norwegian thing.

That's a bit extreme, Mr Noisy. Surely just plucking some pubes out one by one will be enough?

Nancy I agree about the Lidl ad, I thought it was a bit sad

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It's the famous cocaine addled Honey G!

Her glasses are filthy.

Honey G and singing is an oxymoron.

What does nobby Williams know about anything?

Please let be the week that HoneyG gets voted off.

Clean your nasty glasses you filthy fucker!

I am concerned about her blood pressure.

Empty arena, that's a realistic rehursal for the future

She needs to rename herself Muffin-Top.

Oh let's let her win. Sensible public will get bored of her in 5 minutes.

blocking ears now, can't bear to hear this version of stayin' alive