X FACTOR- It's DISCO week! Glitter balls at the ready, roller skates and boob tubes optional.

[Raahh]

So here are the song choices

Saara Aalto
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)

Honey G
Stayin’ Alive

Emily Middlemas
Wishing on a Star

Sam Lavery
I Will Survive

Ryan Lawrie
Play That Funky Music

Matt Terry
Best of My Love

5 After Midnight
Boogie Wonderland

I was right with my prediction that Emily would do Rose Royce- but I would have gone with 'Love don't live here any more' 'Wish upon a star' seems a bit up beat

Someone always does 'No more tears, and I always think 'but it's a DUET!!' - It's very Elfish though.

Ryan will be terrible, he really isn't funky, 5am will be karaoke, and I am already visualising a white shell suit for Honey G, like when Kenny Everett used to do piss take sketches of the Bee Gees.

I think Sam will struggle. Any one who sings a song like 'I will survive' always loses .

see y'all later.

Is there a vote off button because I want to waste my money on it. This is awful

It's cos he has da falsetto

I'm sure Louis just keeps saying the same thing over and over.

He didn't do it justice, he murdered it

Where's YMCA?

Fo rme it was lacking in the right kind of energy. The original is just so much...peppier

Honey Fucking G is going to end up being the most disco of the lot, isn't she, at this rate?

I'm just waiting for Honey G to get real with the fever on the dance floor!

Stayin alive ( on HRT..T..T..T.l)
Saturday night fever turned into ..sunday morning flu.

Is this the week that is paying for the rest of the series or something? All the bloody adverts!!

Simon looked well dodgy then sat on the bonnet, hands in pockets telling us we were in for a treat

Am I the only person who is very, very bored tonight?

No. I'm extremely bored. None of them have any star quality.

The xmas adverts have been the best thing about the show

I'm making a pizza and screaming at my shit BT broadband connection.

dillite No, I think you can safely assume you're not.

Dillite, ive had wine, it helps.
The ads are too much.

Muddle agree! He looked well dodgy! I will not be lining his pockets!

But I bloody hate the Lidl adverts

The ikea ad is a bit Stranger Things

I'm watching the Bryan Cranston Q & A. I loves him I do.

80s agree. Alcohol eases the path of this masochistic thing I put myself through!

Noel the Ikea ad is depressing! but yy, very Stranger Things.

Why is nobody singing Boney M?

The boxing day sale ads are the worst thing about christmas time.
Hate them.