X FACTOR- It's DISCO week! Glitter balls at the ready, roller skates and boob tubes optional.

[Raahh]

So here are the song choices

Saara Aalto
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)

Honey G
Stayin’ Alive

Emily Middlemas
Wishing on a Star

Sam Lavery
I Will Survive

Ryan Lawrie
Play That Funky Music

Matt Terry
Best of My Love

5 After Midnight
Boogie Wonderland

I was right with my prediction that Emily would do Rose Royce- but I would have gone with 'Love don't live here any more' 'Wish upon a star' seems a bit up beat

Someone always does 'No more tears, and I always think 'but it's a DUET!!' - It's very Elfish though.

Ryan will be terrible, he really isn't funky, 5am will be karaoke, and I am already visualising a white shell suit for Honey G, like when Kenny Everett used to do piss take sketches of the Bee Gees.

I think Sam will struggle. Any one who sings a song like 'I will survive' always loses .

see y'all later.

Noisy- that's just it- they could probably do very well for themselves, by just sticking to dancing. They really aren't cut out to do both without a lot of help.

My eldest turns 18 soon

Which is astonishing seeing as I'm only what..21-22 now??

Yeah you're probably right destiny and I presume EW&F agreed to their songs being used and had some royalties for this. But nothing will beat their version ever.

need to get a life

I don't know how I'll have 2 kids in their 20s very soon, either Noel, I swear I'm 25!

Noel- it's funny isn't it. I'm nearly 19. Forever.

Bless Olly Murs.

Thick as mince, but so pretty

Of course not. EWF were awesome!!!

Me too fairy and I was an old starter! Where has it all gone! Something to be said for having kids late in life, they keep me young and stupidly daft

I say Honey

You say Tualong

(I'm 55 so I'm allowed the jokes, ok?)

And it's a testament to how great disco was that the songs are still being played abd loved and danced to even now!

nancy that definition is spot on!

I do have a soft spot for Olly, he was a shit presenter, but an you see any of this year's lot having anything like the career he has had?

Raahh Fairy I hear you!

I remember older people saying the same to me when I was younger -

I live there!!!

I like to think destiny that EWF have put some money in their pension pot for this travesty singing hehe

Ooh it's NotLouis

So sad that Maurice White died this year. We've lost so many great pp this year.

Why do they need to be outside? Just get indoors, ffs!

Oh god yes... my DCs know all the words to all these disco/retro songs and love it.

Oh wowser... best of my life being slaughtered now. This is not the week for this old timer ... me...

And this is a travesty. Whereas 4am were passable

Roller skates!

Barely dressed women!

it's definitely not the Eagles

Why do they keep giving female songs to Matt?

This is horrendous

No, Matt. Just no.

Im 20 in the head, but i struggle to remember it ! ( i blame the alcohol)
Maybe this is a good thing.
Matt, not bad.
Bit Olly murs there with the hand moves.

dogs around the land are howling along to this