X FACTOR- It's DISCO week! Glitter balls at the ready, roller skates and boob tubes optional.

[Raahh]

So here are the song choices

Saara Aalto
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)

Honey G
Stayin’ Alive

Emily Middlemas
Wishing on a Star

Sam Lavery
I Will Survive

Ryan Lawrie
Play That Funky Music

Matt Terry
Best of My Love

5 After Midnight
Boogie Wonderland

I was right with my prediction that Emily would do Rose Royce- but I would have gone with 'Love don't live here any more' 'Wish upon a star' seems a bit up beat

Someone always does 'No more tears, and I always think 'but it's a DUET!!' - It's very Elfish though.

Ryan will be terrible, he really isn't funky, 5am will be karaoke, and I am already visualising a white shell suit for Honey G, like when Kenny Everett used to do piss take sketches of the Bee Gees.

I think Sam will struggle. Any one who sings a song like 'I will survive' always loses .

see y'all later.

80s😂

Yes mrs Claus is M&S

Awww bless 80s! I always wanted a son, have DDs, but am lucky enough to have a DSS special boy he is

My brothers says that 5am look like fuckboys. Apparently there's an urban dictionary explanation of the term, but I can not be arsed to google it.

I have a 15 year old DD who idolises her big brother but is constantly exasperated by her 9 year old little brother, so the M&S ad hits a nerve. I like it.

I effing love this song. They are not doing it justice. I need to find something to block my ears up

Well, the sound is shit so far, so god knows what they sound like 'live'.

and it's a mash-up. Oh goody.

oh god no

A mash up of my fave group from my youth. Travesty

Your man looks like a little LL Cool J

Has anyone ever noticed that although disco songs sound happy, their lyrics are often v sad...?

Definition of a fuckboy, sounds about right!
It might be the Adidas sneakers, it could be the tight shirts, or the fact that he looks like a neon reject from a crappy suburban rap video, or it could just be the fact that it looks like half of his wardrobe came from Spencer's. It's hard to tell, but usually, you know a fuckboy when you see one. 2. He's a coward.

Mine are old now, 24 n 19! Bless em.
5 after midnight , the tea towel is back!
Was he a cleaner in a past life. .?
Not bad, bit boring.
Louis loves..

well, once again , the backing singers and the backing track did a great job. they possibly mimed a bit.

I really don't know why the judges have multiple orgasms every time these guys perform, I mean, they're ok but they're not the Jacksons

Thing is... talking seriously now...

These are such bloody good songs, it would take someone tone deaf to ruin this. It is not fair. They are trading on fantastic songs...

The crowd must have heard a different thing to me, that was just boring

It was bloody shite.

Mine are old now too, almost 22 and 20. I'd love to do it all over again.

I find myself feeling a maternal kind of affection towards 5am. Not the best singers, great dancers though and always really smiley.

I am totally fed up with this and Louis' ramblings. He picked easy songs. I could make a good mash up of these fantastic songs. just joking really but you know what I mean

Is there an ad break after every act tonight?!

Agree, the songs are soooo good, they do carry mediocre performers through. But isn't that the music industry in general?

Total shite.

Tickets for the tour anyone? No? Thought not!

Rou, they are good songs. True, disco hits do have sad lyrics.
Even YMCA was about men finding sanctuary in a cruel world.
Remember this on the Y

They could do the show in half the time if there was less adverts