X FACTOR- It's DISCO week! Glitter balls at the ready, roller skates and boob tubes optional.

[Raahh]

So here are the song choices

Saara Aalto
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)

Honey G
Stayin’ Alive

Emily Middlemas
Wishing on a Star

Sam Lavery
I Will Survive

Ryan Lawrie
Play That Funky Music

Matt Terry
Best of My Love

5 After Midnight
Boogie Wonderland

I was right with my prediction that Emily would do Rose Royce- but I would have gone with 'Love don't live here any more' 'Wish upon a star' seems a bit up beat

Someone always does 'No more tears, and I always think 'but it's a DUET!!' - It's very Elfish though.

Ryan will be terrible, he really isn't funky, 5am will be karaoke, and I am already visualising a white shell suit for Honey G, like when Kenny Everett used to do piss take sketches of the Bee Gees.

I think Sam will struggle. Any one who sings a song like 'I will survive' always loses .

see y'all later.

Noel I do a circuit training class with young 'uns. When it comes to burpees I really really let myself down and make an arse of myself

This is pathetic. Much prefer Sam

Mime that funky music Ryan!

They are going with scantilly clad laydeez to distract from the shitness of the vocals. and the fact he's hardly singing anyway.

I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE DISCO THIS WEEK? WHERE THE FUCK IS DISCO?

Poor Ryan needs someone to take full responsibility for his dreadful hair, his singing is beyond help

YEP Nancy!

Roussette

Ryan really is bad, poor little did they should put him out of his misery. Louis talking shit as usual

Well I did think this was the most animated we've seen of him so far...

A new person? Wtf is Louis talking about?

it was TERRIBLE.

I enjoyed it.

I want reggae as a new theme ....

Noel, oh dear! Crying with laughter now!
He isnt bad looking really.
( wonders whats up with me..)

Mingehead's hair is looking particularly minge-y this evening

He was animated, yes. True.

Still not singing, though.

And yy, he's wearing the Crood boy's cast offs

Sorry, forgot to turn caps lock off.

Nuffink up with you 80s !

he is a bit of a pratt though

I want mrs claus' house

Ryan was animated, but still dead behind the eyes.

the only drugs she's (Honey G) is taking us HRT actually made me snort!

Rou, he has a face pack and a spa day i think. His own hair!
The spots have cleared up.. He could be my son though! .

M and S ad has a cute dog. I like the M and S ad.

Oh Jake's a poppet!

Damn these Christmas ads for making me cry!

HRT! Lol.
Honey G ..on HRT
H.R.T..
Gimme me a H
Gimme me a hot flush

I do like the M & S ad but desperately want to brush the little boy's unruly hair

Was the Mrs Clause ad the M&S ad?