X FACTOR- It's DISCO week! Glitter balls at the ready, roller skates and boob tubes optional.

[Raahh]

So here are the song choices

Saara Aalto
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)

Honey G
Stayin’ Alive

Emily Middlemas
Wishing on a Star

Sam Lavery
I Will Survive

Ryan Lawrie
Play That Funky Music

Matt Terry
Best of My Love

5 After Midnight
Boogie Wonderland

I was right with my prediction that Emily would do Rose Royce- but I would have gone with 'Love don't live here any more' 'Wish upon a star' seems a bit up beat

Someone always does 'No more tears, and I always think 'but it's a DUET!!' - It's very Elfish though.

Ryan will be terrible, he really isn't funky, 5am will be karaoke, and I am already visualising a white shell suit for Honey G, like when Kenny Everett used to do piss take sketches of the Bee Gees.

I think Sam will struggle. Any one who sings a song like 'I will survive' always loses .

see y'all later.

She's doing a lot better than last week. At first, i thought her voice was going to be too weak for it.

I like her darker version of this!

I like this, different. Catch in the voice!
How did she get in those leggings?
Must have starved all week.

I don't think she's safe after that.

Yes she definitely slipped. I thought she was going to fall! (May have made the song better)

This is a total travesty.

it was an odd tempo- and it is bloody disco week- what is wrong with doing it as disco??

Lol @ pole dance

I'm v jealous that she can crouch down like that and bounce back up again. I'm screwed if I have to get something off the lowest shelf in the supermarket. I have to climb back up the trolley

She does look a bit gaunt in the face

er? why wouldn't she have heard it? They have sung older songs.

Noel

I think Sam sang like a cat whose( or is it who's?) balls got trapped in a shredder.

lol Noel, if I bent down like that I would need a crane to get me back up!

At least we can rest assured her performance won't be as dull as Emily.

To some of the judges, when Emily sings in dirge like fashion, it is original and a great twist (although she does it every week )- when Sam does it, it's not quite right.

Go figure .

Suggestions for jukebox? Black lace greatest hits

I hated it. I've never heard 'I will survive' sang in such a maudlin tone!

Noel, she is only 17..i cant remember my teens!
Its Ryan the survivor..

Noisy- nope, it will be impossible to be as dull as Emily.

She's only 16!

I think she did well

Poor Ryan, he seems lovely but charisma-free.

Rou' 16..blimey, feel even older now..lol

Ryan is going to be bad, isn't he?

And Simon is not going to mince his words.

And he is once again dressed as a Zingzilla.

Poor Ryan needs someone to take full responsibility for his dreadful hair, his singing is beyond help

Ooh they've dressed in him Crood's cast offs

An oversized shirt and maternity jeggings