X FACTOR- It's DISCO week! Glitter balls at the ready, roller skates and boob tubes optional.

[Raahh]

So here are the song choices

Saara Aalto
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)

Honey G
Stayin’ Alive

Emily Middlemas
Wishing on a Star

Sam Lavery
I Will Survive

Ryan Lawrie
Play That Funky Music

Matt Terry
Best of My Love

5 After Midnight
Boogie Wonderland

I was right with my prediction that Emily would do Rose Royce- but I would have gone with 'Love don't live here any more' 'Wish upon a star' seems a bit up beat

Someone always does 'No more tears, and I always think 'but it's a DUET!!' - It's very Elfish though.

Ryan will be terrible, he really isn't funky, 5am will be karaoke, and I am already visualising a white shell suit for Honey G, like when Kenny Everett used to do piss take sketches of the Bee Gees.

I think Sam will struggle. Any one who sings a song like 'I will survive' always loses .

see y'all later.

It had to be the crappy N trance version, didn't it?

She needs to learn to spell a new word

State of that and the price of fish!

jam and honey is a bit of a sticky mix.

My hamster has just hidden behind the pillow!

Raahh

It's not really rapping is it? It's reciting her lines to music, quite badly.

Looking at those rubber trousers makes me think of ass sweat. And I do not want to think of Honey G's ass sweat.

She dances like a constipated chicken.

Fairy, you evil woman, fancy subjecting your hamster to this!

GET REAL WITH THE HONEY ON THE DANCEFLOOR

Oh well, she is what she is.
If they can vote Trump, they can vote this!

Hehe fairy !!

i honestly think this is the end of an era. End of Xfactor. It's now a travesty of itself. Let her win because it will be a reminder of why it should never be resurrected

It's just been pointed out to me that after Brexit and Trump anything could happen!

Dillite I couldn't stop thinking about the fanny condensation thread from yesterday watching her in those trousers, they would leave more than a diamond.

Judges, please don't insult our intelligence with your "You get better every week" and "genius" fuckery.

I think everyone should vote HoneyG. Let's see Xfactor off with this act

IT'S NOT RAP YOU USELESS BOTOXED X FACTOR JUDGES

I have had enough of her, and I want her to win. Just because the show is a joke anyway, so what does it even matter who wins?

Those glasses remind me of Jonathan King. That's not a good thing.

Night girls..see ya tomorrow!
Xx

Just seen that Honey thing perform for the first time. Open mouthed in disbelief. What absolute pure and utter crap. How the fuck is spelling your name out performing. And the idiot judges on their feet applauding her?? No wonder I don't usually watch this garbage

Night all! I am off to watch some Westworld.

Ok, laters laydeez.

See you all for the results!