Mic is back

[mashaandthebear]

New series is back, have to say not much we happened. But jp has serious anger issues and good on ollie for standing up to him. Binky will no doubt go back to him, she has appalling taste in men.

Glad proudlocks back and bouillon next week

Louise's boyfriend is just not attractive?!? His gestures are so square.

Gestures-features!

Another one wtvfing at dry balls stuff. Shameless that I am, I googled. They also do a waterless shower product for the same region. What is wrong with washing all of a sudden?

I thought Olz was a bit cruel.
I thought Weez was a tit.
I thought Mitten was misguided in wearing his Top Gun bomber jacket.
I thought Binky was a rotten bastard selling out Olz. I caught the sly look to Weez. And the smug coupon when telling Gay P.

Thrupennybitface is going to get mugged off by Weez. Nothing surer.

Boule - you binned her. Don't be getting arsey now Cherub is interested...

I don't even feel sorry for the man who looks like he was created in Minecraft. He's too annoying and he knew what he was getting into.

Ryan.

Boring episode

Olivia can get sweaty who she likes with as Francis didn't want her

Great summary Sheldon.

I'm glad Frankie has not had screen time for the last two episodes. Hopefully next week will be her last.

I don't think that Liv is doing anything wrong. Freddie is though, I wouldn't go out with my friend's exes and they've been close for '15 years'. I thinks it's clear that Francis is unhappy, not sure why he does spell it out 'even though I've binned her you shouldn't go out with/kiss/hang out with) shag) her. They will though.

It sounds like Weez has been giving thrip a run around. He'll be binned back to Minecraft and she go to hang out in NYC.

No she doesn't like Alik, she just likes attention.

She's obviously as bored of Ryan as she was of Alik.

Like Francis Alik's real estate would go up if he had someone interested in him.

Ryan should date JP, they can be offended and judgemental together.

"Minecraft" 😂

Meh, I was bored by this latest episode.
TT is bored with Minecraft boy - so what?
I even thought that Mark Francis, who was once so cutting and spot on, now simply plays up to the parady that he was once so go at and even Vicky looked bored with it all.
It must get better otherwise I'm off.

Meh - can't even be bothered to check what I'm saying was once so good at.

Did anyone also see that advert with Binks, Geordie girl and TOWIE girl advertising cheap dresses? The advert looked like it was some 6th Form Media Studies project and made for 50p. Does Binky not have any brand concept or is she now just resigned to flogging cheap dresses for a living...

BA HA HA seriously though I hope that make-up artist got fired! Dear me Binky

Louise's guide to relationships:
Just keep saying over and over "I'm really happy, we're really happy, I'm really happy" and hope for the best

MOST AWKWARD PHOTOSHOOT EV-ER!!

Louise has a huge self destruct button .. she knows Ryan's Achilles is her ex boyfriends, but the. Wonders why he's upset/offended that she emailed or called Alik. He's a dreadful actor bless him.

Tiny Tears must be amazing in bed, all her boyfriends forgive her a lot

Well she's had a lot of practice.

i wanted to see tears not tt just wipe under her eye at fake tear

i did feel sorry for jolly green giant and loved the way sam said 'ive been/heard it all before' he knows his sis is a nightmare

Those photos!!

Hmm, tiff needs to speak to Sam directly not through his sister, if after 2 years you can't speak to your bf you have troubles.

Toff needs to butt out, weird she even went over

Good on liv for pulling Frances up in his crap

And frankie is like a pathetic petulant child who tantrums until she gets her way and no doubt biscuits will cave

I used to like Francis, but the way he behaved with the Toff/Liv situation, and now this Freddie one is terrible! It's like he's totally oblivious as to what he's previoudly said to people!

Frankie, eugh. She's awful. But I can't be on Jamie's side ever because he's a knob.

I liked toff when she first joined the cast and now I find her so insufferable. Even Jamie wasn't blindly defending Sam.

I dislike Liv but she was right in what she said to Francis. Even so as friends go Freddie wasn't a very good one. I wouldn't date a friend's ex.

Toff was stirring the pot with Tiff. Tiff should have told her do get lost (and if wasn't a storyline would have). At least it makes her 0.1% more interesting