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[mashaandthebear]

New series is back, have to say not much we happened. But jp has serious anger issues and good on ollie for standing up to him. Binky will no doubt go back to him, she has appalling taste in men.

Glad proudlocks back and bouillon next week

Has Tiff had work done? Her lips certainly look plumper than before.

I'd gone off Liv when she said, "at least he likes me more than you" but watching her tear Francis a new one was brilliant. My love for her has been rekindled.
Absolutely cannot bare Louise. She's incredibly self centred. She needed closure? No you just wanted to ease your guilt and keep Alik interested. He keeps ringing and texting and she's never encouraged it? My arse! Trying to pass off the email as her asking for forgiveness was attention seeking at its worse. The only persons feelings she cared about was her own. Certainly wasn't Ryan's, (she knew how he'd react), and if she cared about Alik she'd leave him to get on with his life.

Ryan has the look of a man who's permanently enraged he ever signed the contract with E4.

Even his hair looks angry.

Francis is basically behaving like Toff did in France over him and Liv.

I really like Liv. Francis is being total dick. Much prefer choirboy - wot's he called - but he needs a haircut.

Francis was much to blame for the France situation because he led Toff on and was happy to let her think it was more than it was as it suited him at the time.

Mind you I do think Toff was a twit about it - she's appalling at reading signals. I remember her date with blonde inventor guy that she thought went really well, which was actually toe-curlingly awkward.

Toff is a twit, if she fancies someone her tactic is to piss on their leg by telling EVERYONE how much she fancies him, before even testing the waters properly to see if she's liked back or if a date works.. then she's all butt-hurt that it doesn't work out and it's a big drama when it was just a fucking date that most of us would just chalk up to experience

Ditch him Binks!!!

Binks needs to get rid. He's bonkers.

Jamie/Frankie are pissing me off too. I know Jamie is a complete tool sometimes but she's acting like a crazy lady.

Mittens has taken over the Spenny role of chief male shit stirrer.

Why are Rosie and Louise on Gay P's side all of a sudden? I thought they'd be chuffed that Binks is having second thoughts?

Frankie is so painful to watch, she's such a cold fish. She was blatantly fake crying to mittens. Probably just wanted a hug off him, can't really blame the girl for that though

God if someone kept trying to talk to me about my dp like toff does with tiff I'd knock them out

Spottyladybird I think Akin is definitely in the running for chief male shit stirrer!

Akin is definitely a shit stirrer too. Him and Toff (who I used to love!) should get together.

The (dull) characters with no storyline of their own are just sent in to stir up trouble. It used to be Rosie/Cheska/Victoria.

What the ruddy fecking jeff is going on with Julius's hair?

All he needed was a slack handful of ringlets, a brocade frock coat and a frilly necked blouse and...

Voila

JP is an arse. Binky not much better.

Toff is an arse. Tiff not much better.
Emily is an arse. Akin not much better.
Sam is an arse. Julius not much better.
Jamie is an arse. Frankie not much better.

Emily, Akin, Mitten and Toff are shit stirrers par excellence. No need for spoons.

Akin is a total shit stirrer. Binky was being a bit of a dick but wish she would the psycho jp, who is just a massive arsehole.

Don't like frankie, wish she would sit up straight

Its all a disaster. The couples just don't work so we cant root for any of them. Toff has let it all go to her head. JP needs to drown in the Thames.

OMG! Ryan is SO wet

I agree, Frankie's posture is shocking....

I think Binky is quite close to ditching him. He is so uptight!

I want Binks and Mitten back together for shits and giggles

I think Binks is getting tired of JP. He doesn't seem to have the hold over her that he did.

Anyone seen Olivia is facing the axe after pictures emerged of her snorting coke at a party plus she's not related to the Bentley family

www.tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv/made-in-chelsea/290478-made-chelseas-olivia-bentley-faces-axe-alleged-drug-video.html

We did say earlier in other threads that louise and binky were at it too but goodness!

Louise reduces all the men to tearful under confident totally in love puppy eyes. Nostrils, Alik and Ryza. Only one that she loved more was Spenny.

Shock at the Bentley thing, not fussed about the other although I've warmed to Olivia so hope she doesn't get booted

Toff should stop doing these 'chats' with Tiff, what's the point

Binks should absolutely get together with the blonde one

I'm just warming to Liv so it'all be a shame if she's off. Hugo was caught before wasn't he? It's never a surprise, other than her lack of care.

'Trust fund kid snorts coke' 😱 How is this news exactly? Honestly who gives a fuck? It's not like Sun journalists aren't partial to a line or two, the hypocrisy in the right wing media is ridiculous 🙄