Mic is back

[mashaandthebear]

New series is back, have to say not much we happened. But jp has serious anger issues and good on ollie for standing up to him. Binky will no doubt go back to him, she has appalling taste in men.

Glad proudlocks back and bouillon next week

Not Freddie Flintoff, no.

I have said that Liv looks like Lady Penelope. Is that nasty because I compared her to a pretty puppet?

Once again, I posted the photo to show lighting and make up can do wonderful things. It wasn't intended to be an insult. To anyone.

LH was originally James H, who you might remember from the 1990s as a slightly eccentric child antiques expert with a halo of curly white-blonde hair who wore a bow tie and smoking jacket and appeared on Wogan and similar TV programmes to talk about antiques. He always had quite unusual facial features, and as Lauren she looks very similar to how he did (google James H). I think she must have had a tough time growing up and hope she's much happier as Lauren.

And now back to MiC.....Loving the reference to the 'armpit dance' - yes that's exactly what it is! And wow what an excellent row with Pablo stuck bemusedly in the middle of it!

Aye thank you Blackbird - back we go to MIC

I have visions of Alan Partridge and Dan doing their Voodoo/Java Lynx exchange when I see the armpits. Add a wee bit of rhythm and I use that term loosely and you've got the MIC pardee (sorry cary - parTy) dancing...

Bop/Shimmy/Wiggle 1-2-3 smell me nowwwwwwwwww

Soft and Gentle/Sure
Chanel/Guerlain
Vodka/Fags

Poor chinny Pablo - not only is he Ocean Beach man (not sure what his job is) , a model and a volleyball player but according to Sun-in Sam, he's a big Spanish cock too. Oh for such a cv.....

Lh is a man and pope said liv looks like lh, who is it transpires a 50 something man, so yeah someone did say she looked like a man.Pretty bitchy.

Lauren Harries is a woman. I'm no transgender tub thumper, but is pretty nasty persisting in referring to someone who has undergone gender reassignment by their birth sex. You might want to have a look at the Gender Recognition Act!

Also Lauren Harries is 39 and not 50 something FFS.

But to get back to the main point, I do think that Liv and LH look alike - facially and physically. Your list of Freddie Flintoff, Rod Stewart etc are ridiculous - even from a hairstyle point of view they look nothing like Liv! Plus they are men!

Liv and LH are both living as women and have very similar hair styles, very similar hair colour, very similar body type - but facially very similar. Narrow small eyes, tight facial features, thin tight smokers lips etc.

Sheldon's black and white photo proves the point. The picture you posted of Liv doesn't really look like how she looks in the show and seems very photo shopped.

This is far more typical
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Narrow shallow set eyes, very thin upper lip, downturned mouth etc.

Really not that dissimilar at all.

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pope the list of blond and thin people was not directed at you, but to sheldon. You already know that and you know why I wrote it.
Sheldons picture of LH is also heavily photoshopped (more so than the one of liv) so they are a fair comparison.
LH could legally call herself a cornetto doesn't make it true. It just makes it desperately sad that they felt the need to mutilate themselves, instead of being able to accept themselves as they are.
but yeah liv doesn't look like a man, and I think your comments about her are both unpleasant and untrue.

I adore Mytton. Proper love his stirry ways and how he doesn't even try to hide hide his enjoyment of the shitstorm he creates, throws the hand grenade then sits back

sheldon, I fear for your pits! Dancing near a boiling kettle! You'll scorch yourself and won't be able to post on here!

Whilst ironing today I watched a golden oldie episode: Binky is besotted with JP who is causing mumma-B to screw up her eyes and look rather pitifully at her daughter. Jess and Jamie are friends again, The Fonz flew back from NY because Louise kissed JP's housemate and Sam was mousy blond, sans abs and trying to ingratiate himself with Papa Watson. And Mark F called Ollie fake and pantomime.

A glass of your favourite and a Candy Kitten gobstopper for the winner who correctly guesses episode and series

Oh yes. Where's Jess? I forgot she even existed!

A scorched armpit is the only reason for that dance cary

I did burn myself with a very famous hair removing cream once. I had horizontal or vertical arms for 3 days until it stopped weeping

10.10

Do googling cheats deserve gobstoppers? I'd settle for a cola bottle.

Liv is still awful.

Have Frankie and Biscuits really split up. Harry is a knobhead. Emily was right about them both.

Hmph! Sheldon, you can have a prize because you took the trouble to google the answer. A lick on the fuzzy end of the bleached gooseberry's lollipop. And count yourself lucky x

I laughed and cowked simultaneously at your post cary

I can't believe I actually wondered whether I'd prefer exceedingly hot pits or licking anything off or of the bleached gooseberry. I note you didn't grant me my glass of favourite tipple so it isn't as though I could have cleansed my palate drank myself into oblivion after the lick.

On reflection, and not much reflection either, I'm sticking with my suppurated oxters. Thanks anyway though treacle! x

p.s I guessed it as 9.7 but had to google as it was driving me nuts not knowing for sure

I don't think Liv does herself any favours with the make-up she wears, the heavy black eyeliner doesn't suit her features. As someone said upthread she looks like a smoker, do we think she is? I'm guessing they are not allowed to smoke on the show.

I know that mic is going downhill when I find myself pleased to see jp making an appearance. Yawn. But still addicted.

Plus tiffs tits actually rest upwards. The jeff?????? So fake. But Spanish penis boy, as Sam vaguely called him, obviously doesn't mind. or just wants more Instagram followers

So many of them do smoke, I saw an article ages ago, especially Louise Thompson she smokes a lot it think. I wonder if she does now with her fitness instructor man?

Will binky and JP make an appearance in this series?

Did rather enjoy this weeks. Well last bit just seen it

Nothing quite like the dinner party argument

Tiff is double standards but so is sam. They both slept with someone. Who cares

Poor frankie. But she can do better then jamie. Does that mean he wants to settle down?

Those lads were CLEARLY on a comedown on those rocks. All that cuddling. Funny.

I'm totally team Liv, and think Julius is a total jerk.

I like Mimi.
Sam is a huge knob.
Tiff is a me me me drama queen.

Jamie is so good at putting on the big talk of 'I'll miss you every single day, I don't want you to go' but yet when they are together he's regularly talking about being trapped?

And why do they always go to hairdressers and come out looking even worse ?!? 😂

Liv throwing drinks on people is so annoying and rude. Very dodgy about Mimi and Sam when she's messing about with Sam Prince. Her and Toff are supposed to be friends.

Julius is clearly mad at her and being a bit of a tit but he's only 50% to blame for them not getting along. It's nothing to do do with his gf.

Tiff is trying too hard to be Lucy.

Biscuits really misses Frankie every day. Heartbroken and shagging. Harry will have been straight on the phone to F.

I'm sure Frankie and Harry will die a death when it's not so forbidden. They're such utter twats.

They are a pair of twats, can't believe Emily is ok with Frankie.
I'm not a fan of Frankie but I'm worried for her vagina. Can't imagine anyone letting Harry anywhere near their parts, he is gross.