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mashaandthebear · 11/10/2016 18:58

New series is back, have to say not much we happened. But jp has serious anger issues and good on ollie for standing up to him. Binky will no doubt go back to him, she has appalling taste in men.

Glad proudlocks back and bouillon next week

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jay55 · 28/08/2017 22:15

Okay I take it all back, tonight was spectacular. The bitching, that dinner and finally frankie and Jamie break up.
Tiff being a ho, sam losing it, brilliant.

teddycat · 28/08/2017 22:28

Oh my god that was brilliant ! Go frankie and Jamie so easy in the end. Julius and Liv love each other. Classic episode.

Cary2012 · 29/08/2017 07:18

So much better, well done MIC!

I love watching them all ignore their lovely food and attack each other instead.
I love shit stirring Mytton.
YY to Julius and Liv.
Thought Jamie actually handled the break up talk really well. He does now resemble a bleached gooseberry, which is a little distracting.

Thought Tiff looked very lovely.

PopeMortificado · 29/08/2017 13:12

I just watched the dinner party row episode. What is wrong with Sam?

I don't get it. They were broken up/ on a break/whatever. If you are broken up you are broken up. You can't realistically have " no one I know" rules because ...er... if you are single who are you most likely to "hook up" (in their language) with ... yes that's right someone you meet... who are you most likely to meet... yes that's right someone YOU KNOW! FFS.

Plus Tiff's hypocrisy was unbelievable. If she hadn't wanted to agree " to a break" then why did she? And having done so, it doesn't mean she has to go shagging around. That bit when she went " I'm so glad now that I did" was cringe making. Like it was a game and she had to "score an extra point" what a way to live an emotional life. I felt so sorry for her for being on national television and behaving like that.

Given this whole sorry tale, WHY ON EARTH did Sam break it off with Mimi??? He liked her, the stuff with Tiff was now totally scorched earth dead and over.

I don't get any of it.

PopeMortificado · 29/08/2017 13:15

PS: Liv

Separated at birth:

www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/lauren-harries-flashes-glimpse-vajazzle-11071846

LH looks like an older version (if such a thing is possible) of Liv. It was very funny when she got all huffy about the bloke saying she looked older than her age. Does she have a mirror?

sheldonesque · 29/08/2017 13:47

Tiff and TT may look lovely but they sure as shit are bloody ugly inside. I feel tremendously sorry for Mimi. She does not deserve the vitriol. Stiff were on a break...

Tiff said she'd spoken to Mimi and that 'she was crying' That to me means that she had feelings. Sam's cold dismissal of Mimi in response to that and the subsequent chat with Mimi just bolsters my opinion that he is an arsehole. Tiff also boffed someone (twice - Pablo??) but saw her arse about Mimi. Pots and kettles. Pots and kettles.

Have a dysfunctional relationship and break up for the telly if you must. Don't hurt others as a consequence of that. Tis mean.

I'll give Tiff her due though. She has found the only bloke in the area with a chin to out-chin Thruppeny. you can't hide it with a beard Pablo

Harry dancing next to Mytt. What was that? A wife, two kids and 7 stone down the line and he's going to look like a posh David Brent.

As for everyone else, I'm tired of the nonchalant 'look at my armpit' dance that everyone does.

I was thinking Jamie looked like a washed bake bean but bleached gooseberry is a far better description.

Good on MIC for falling back on the winning scrappy dinner party formula. hurrah! Lovely to see Tiffishwife make an appearance.

Interesting re Biscuits and Frank. Been a long time coming. She can do better than shallow Hal though if that is going to be the next move.

I would rather see Liv with Mytt. Julius is such a limp streak of weewee. (Can't use piss - he'd faint at the bad word )

sheldonesque · 29/08/2017 15:24

Oooooh you are naughty pope and uncannily observant

It looks a bit like a come face Grin

Quick - someone catch Jules before he hits the deck...

MiniCooperLover · 29/08/2017 19:51

Sam looks genuinely gobsmacked when Tiff told him she'd slept with somebody! That boys double standards are seriously skewed ...

PopeMortificado · 29/08/2017 20:09

That boys double standards are seriously skewed ...

It's not really entirely that is it? Considering how she had banged on and on about him shagging MiMi, going out of her way to make him feel like a total heel (despite that they were on a break) and then watching her dump him without the vaguest mention of a whisper of her own position ... for her then much later to suddenly announce "she'd done it too and she was glad about it" would lead the most normal non-double standards person to be a bit surprised!

There is a time and a place to come clean really if you are being honest and it is in the "this is over both-ways" chat.

Theorchard · 29/08/2017 20:18

This may be brutal but honestly Lauren harries looks utterly rough, and tbh rather manly. Who the hell gets a vajazzle in 2017!? Who is she? Another reality to person?
Liv on the other hand is gorgeous and will look a hell of a lot better than LH as she ages. What a cruel comparison pope

MiniCooperLover · 29/08/2017 21:20

Pope, definitely good points but I guess she felt he should be beaten a bit first as he broke the 'not in Our group' rule ?! I do think she's a silly little girl who is acting a bit victim like which is daft but I can't get over his absolute look of shock at the idea that Tiff would dare go out and do the same as him on that silly break. (I'm only half way through the episode yet but am enjoying Mimi telling Sam to stop being a victim and Insincere and to just talk to her).

MiniCooperLover · 29/08/2017 21:25

Also like Mytton laughing and pointing out the double standards attitudes of men v women snagging around (his girlfriend must be a good influence on him, no scandal for him so far).

sheldonesque · 29/08/2017 21:34

Tis all about make up and lighting I feel. I would guess that any of the MIC girls may look different when caught unawares and au naturel.

With make up and lighting they are not dissimilar.

My work ID is the subject of much discussion. Make up and lighting wouldn't help.

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Whereland · 29/08/2017 21:42

I need someone else to have noticed tiff's V V obvious boob job? I've been saying it for weeks looking at her Instagram and they were huge last night!!

sheldonesque · 29/08/2017 21:53

Was wondering if it was a coincidence that there was a breast enhancement surgery advert on the last ad break...

MiniCooperLover · 29/08/2017 22:17

Harry couldn't be more desperate 'surely it's got to be the break up chat' ....

PopeMortificado · 30/08/2017 11:42

What a cruel comparison pope

But you can see it can't you Theorchard!!

Personally I don't think Liv is "gorgeous" at all, she is just thin so has a good body compared to typical population obesity. Chuck in some bleach blonde hair and some money and you have thin + blonde + well dressed = fools people into thinking "attractive".

Facially, she is not attractive and it's no shock that guy thought she was older. She has that narrow eyed thin lipped look of a hardened smoker to me.

She and Lauren Harries - virtual sisters!

Cary2012 · 30/08/2017 12:19

sheldon, I just knew you'd mention the cringe that was Harry 'dancing' next to DJ Mytt! I actually thought, 'bet sheldon's loving this' when it aired! He's like a toff Harry Enfield character from the 80s, I feel embarrassed for him.

And Tiff and Sam should reconcile because they are two shallow vacuous peas in a pod. Not Mimi's greatest fan, but she can do much better than Sun-In Sammy.

PsychedelicSheep · 30/08/2017 16:33

I always thought Sam and Tiff only got together in the first place coz they were like the scrapings at the bottom of the barrel that nobody else showed any interest in.

Louise really needs to keep her nose out though, just because she likes hanging out with Tiff (for some reason!) doesn't mean Sam is obliged to stay with her. She's being really controlling and unsupportive.

They're all just such dullards, except for Mytton. I like old Mytton.

PopeMortificado · 30/08/2017 18:26

I always thought Sam and Tiff only got together in the first place coz they were like the scrapings at the bottom of the barrel that nobody else showed any interest in.

Yes PsychSheep - I remember Sam original - he was so dull, so underconfident and soooooooo geeky. Pale and pasty, skinny, bad dresser. He was like a dull and underconfident version of Sam Prince.

It's amazing that he got to go out with Tiff (who despite her recent meltdown) basically seemed like quite a nice girl who really liked him and he was punching waaay above his weight.

I remember being shocked when during the course of some break up (when she kiss someone abroad -not Ibiza series but main series ages ago) and he said something to her about "well I was never with you because of your looks but now your personality has gone too" - not those words exactly but that was the gist of it. And thinking actually "who the hell do you think you are?" But now he's all tanned, worked out and muscly and buff and because he's on TV and can pull is all Super-Turbo-Cocky!

Theorchard · 30/08/2017 21:45

Um no cruel because I don't see it, LH looks like a (bad) plastic surgeons idea of a woman. What a mess.
Liv is in no way comparable.
shledon you think your picture looks like this? Seriously?!

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Theorchard · 30/08/2017 21:52

Lauren harries is a MAN!!! A trans man, but still a bepenised one. I feel very sorry for them, but no I don't think Liv looks like a man. Bloody hell.

sheldonesque · 31/08/2017 01:51

I'm not looking for a debate or an argument but I would like to respond. I posted the picture of LH to show that lighting and make up can make a difference. The unflattering shots of LH taken on the beach are very different.

I didn't say that Liv looked the same but that they were not dissimilar. To me they are both blond and slim. So comparable in that respect? Yes.

Does my pic look like yours? No. Because they are of two different people and I had no way of knowing what picture you would post.

Some of us will never be hugely beautiful. I could have a surgeon work for days on me. I daresay after all the work I would still look a mess as you so quaintly put it.

For someone who didn't know who LH was you've suddenly formed a few opinions. In my humble opinion, shrieking LH is a man and bepenised (seriously?) adds nothing to your observations other than a mean poke at someone who has underwent gender reassignment surgery in order to be happy.

'You feel very sorry for them'? Why? Because you think they are a mess or because they were 'bepenised'? I don't feel sorry for LH. I applaud her for having the courage to live the life they want to live and for grabbing every chance of happiness.

I can't recall anyone saying Liv looked like a man. She does not.

sheldonesque · 31/08/2017 02:10

cary

I found myself doing an involuntary Harry dance as I waited for the kettle to boil. Pitifully swaytastic.

I'm loving Mytt. Didn't think I'd say this but I look forward to his bits.

Theorchard · 31/08/2017 07:36

Lh is a man and pope said liv looks like lh, who is it transpires a 50 something man, so yeah someone did say she looked like a man. Pretty bitchy. I feel sorry for lh because they clearly must be deeply unhappy to allow a plastic surgeon to butcher their face like that. No comment on their natural looks (that is your projection going on there, I really don't care if you are cindy Crawford), bet they looked better before the trout pout and fillers/facial implants etc. And I had no idea they were a man, I have no idea why they are even in the press. I don't think they are brave, I think they have serious mental health issues. I bet they still aren't happy. I don't see why you posted that photo, it seemed to be in support of pope
If we are making comparisons based on people being blond and slim do you think liv looks like
Rod Stewart?
Charline Theron?
Cara Delevigne?
Freddie Flintoff?
They are all blond and slim