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[mashaandthebear]

New series is back, have to say not much we happened. But jp has serious anger issues and good on ollie for standing up to him. Binky will no doubt go back to him, she has appalling taste in men.

Glad proudlocks back and bouillon next week

It's just got too boringly predictable to be entertaining. I don't give a shiny shite about any of them. I'm 44 too, perhaps that's the magic age of not even wanting to knock their heads together for being twats but instead just...... switch off?

Yes mizu they are privately educated. This, from an early series shows why their mummies and daddies should have saved thousands and sent Binks and JP to the local comp:

Binky: So, where are you from?
JP: Oh, from a place... you've probably never heard of it...called Norfolk
Binky: Oh, yah, , I know...it's near Somerset, isn't it? I think I've been there.
JP: Yah.

We weee on a break 😂😂😂

famous words from friends

When sam speaks to tiff about mimi

Mimi is gorgeous
Go Emily

Watson charm is back. " relationship with a dumpling >!

She obviously expected him to remain celebrate and declare his undying love for her seriously .... a break

Bloody autocorrect celibate

Still can't believe Liv is 22.

Tiff is still as whiny and wet as ever.

Loved baby India making an appearance.

Miss Spenny and Caggie and Ollie. Hell, I even miss Scrumbles...

Frankie is such a dick. As is Harry with his smirky stupid face.

I love Liv. She's awesome.

I feel sorry for Tiff but for now at least she's had the self respect to chuck Sam.

Sam panicked seeing his meal ticket walking away ....

He's so dumb ... he was looking at her totally shocked that she was saying we are done.

I like Sam but what a tool. He expected to have his cake and eat it thinking Tiff would hang around whilst he checked out other options to see if anything better came along. 24 year olds are impulsive so why he's not rushed into living with her if he loves her so much? Answer he doesn't love her that much.

Just caught up... is Sam actually quite okay and all there?! Why won't he just let the inevitable break up happen?!
Also I'm increasingly convinced that all of Jamie and frankie's problems are entirely fabricated.

I loved how Sam just straight up dumped Mimi once she was no longer forbidden fruit. Utter trash.

Louise looked a bit botoxed? Her and Ryan were very rude about Mimi's brunch.

Hate Tiff and Sam. Actually felt sorry for Mimi.

Sam's not nearly so posh in the Big Brother house. As the v/o said, he's far more TOWIE than Chelsea with his orange spray tan.

I firmly believe they split before Ibiza, and this was all scripted 'for entertainment' and they contracted Tiff to go out there for a fake confrontation. It's so poor compared to earlier series.

I don't think I'll watch it anymore. Although I might be tempted by the reappearance of Jamie with his shaved head.

Cary. Not been watching bb due to time but how's sam doing. Is he coming across well?

As they split up /on a break sam can do what he likes but the fa t he is shagging someone else seconds later Obv proves he doesn't love tiff

Hopefully she will find someone else now. Ideally older then her

Who wants to settle down. Live together. Have kids etc

Harry pah !!!

Frankie and Jamie. Ahhhhhhhh

Little India. Awwwwwww

I have to say it again, what is the attraction of Harry????????????!!!!!!

I cannot see it.

I really must stop watching.

Harry is repulsive, so smirky and self satisfied... he's not remotely gorgeous

Harry is hideous and his insistence that he and Frankie are now good friends, plus that it's between Frankie and Emily and nothing to do with him, wow! The smirking is dreadful too, plus he's so skinny

Spence might have been an absolute shit but he had charm in spades and was brilliant at the chase. You could see how he managed to get the women.
Harry has none of that and its just harder to watch the girls having to act like he's better than cupcakes at the bluebird.

Harry oozes charisma. No. Sorry. He oozes. Slimy git.

Louise oozes class. Nope. Sorry. Bitchiness. Just bitchiness.

Thrupenny oozes bitchiness. His oozes out at right angles though.

Emily oozes stupidity. She just does. That and banality. Although she was pretty solid about calling Flunky and Slimy Harry twats. as well as fuckin dark wrong 'uns

Mimi oozes vulnerability. Team Mimi in this instance.

Sam is a solid twat. The twat ooze has set. Just a cruel solid cowardly twat. Tiff annoys me intensely. She was a fucker to Mimi. Why have they broken up? Two twat peas in a pod they are.

Sameh2 is sticky. Dried sheet sticky. Nowt oozy about him either.

None of them ooze rhythm. All still dancing like tits.

I'm oozing. Tears. I'm fuckin' sad I'm still watching this pish. Though I'm not oozing pish. I just want to make that clear.

Emily went up a tiny notch in my estimation when she corrected one of them last week, after he said "pardee' and she snapped it's 'parTy' thank God I thought.

Sheldon you are being too hard on yourself! We share your pish pain.

Madeyesmoodysmum: He's ok in BB, down to earth, bit of a lad, not at all posh...could win it, but I don't think he will. Overdid the fake spray tan and looks a bit like that old guy who did the Antiques show, David something or other. Getting friendly with a girl in there, had a bromance with a guy who was evicted last week...

And Harry is creepy, he reminds me of Dick Dasterdly.

Oh cary I missed Emily spitting the T dummy.

Good on her. The word pardee grips my tubes.

Ella and Julius are back next week. Best I dig out the gin.