Mic is back

[mashaandthebear]

New series is back, have to say not much we happened. But jp has serious anger issues and good on ollie for standing up to him. Binky will no doubt go back to him, she has appalling taste in men.

Glad proudlocks back and bouillon next week

Julius

Justin Bieber

Yeah. I never admit that I like a guy before I figure out if he really likes me back or not, that doesn't mean I'm less entitled to date than tweenager-women like Toff who pisses up his leg before getting the lay of the land.

Toff did exactly the same thing with Richard Dinan, with the same toe-curling results.

She goes on one date and thinks they're the one.

I really like Liv and Fred together, hope they last. Can't remember anything else from last week now.

I can't either but I predict there will be tears from TT tonight.

Let's agree to disagree about Liv (shrug). At their age (and in real life, ) my friends would have left Toff and Francis alone and not stormed in (for a post Mytton ploughing (boak) from Francis). As a result, unlike this rotten lot, I'm still friends with them 20 years later. I'm not a girl's girl but I am a women's woman and have lots of platonic, close male friends. Lord knows why the girls were fighting over Francis, he's a tit.

This isn't real, it's all showmancing and social sets ups and scripted nonsense between people that want to be on reality TV.

I have to agree with the others. Francis dated two girls and ultimately preferred one to the other. He didn't want to be left alone with Toff that was rather the point. He majorly played down his involvement with Toff to Liv, so I don't think she knew how involved Toff was until she went off on one.

I didn't get the impression Toff and Liv knew each other that well.

WTAF was that Christmas card about ?

Stef has been well and truly friend zoned. Ouch. That box did not work.

Thripenny bit isn't happy. TT is definitely going to 'make a mistake' in the future.

Tis the season for lots of tatty hair extensions and pjs tops to the pub.

New to this thread but just had to drop in and say how bloody desperate is Steph. First her date with Julius then tonight in the box. I am actually cringing for her. Get some self respect woman!

Thripenny has gone a bit GayP. A 'like' made him as arsey as that? Cheerio. Don't let the door hit your angles on the way out.

My eyebrows went that high at Binky giving relationship advice on Thripenny and hints on how to nip stuff in the bud that they bypassed my scalp and tickled the back of my knees.

Steph-in-the-box was excruciating.

Although not as excruciating as that bastard card.

I agree on Steph cringing - my hand was still over my mouth doing a shocked cringe for about 3 minutes after she jumped out.
Why oh why oh why doesn't she realise that if she gives out interested available vibes, a guy who is interested will reciprocate.

And is it just me or did Mittens give her a very clear answer that he wasn't interested, but as it's quite cold he might shag her anyway to pass them time / warm up? She seemed to hear 'yes, I'd love to sate you and maybe become your boyfriend'.

Now fair play if she just wants t get laid, I have no problem with that. But she seemed to be completely twisting what he said.

I'm a bit sad it's all over for a couple of months, but my brain will probably appreciate the break and my frown lines definitely will

Let's agree to disagree about Liv (shrug). At their age (and in real life, grin) my friends would have left Toff and Francis alone and not stormed in (for a post Mytton ploughing envy (boak) from Francis). As a result, unlike this rotten lot, I'm still friends with them 20 years later. I'm not a girl's girl but I am a women's woman and have lots of platonic, close male friends. Lord knows why the girls were fighting over Francis

But there wasn't any "Toff and Francis" TO leave alone, they weren't an item at all, they were barely dating, there was as much of a "francis and Liv" as there was a "Toff and Francis" at that point..

by your logic, Toff should have backed off too?

The clock is ticking for Ryan. Louise will get fed up of his insecure nonsense all of a sudden and dump him with no chance of reconciliation because That's What Tiny Tears Does.

I can't wait! 😊

Steph just seems so drunk the whole time, I wonder if she's just had too much work done on her face.

Well done Olly for standing up for himself and refusing to acknowledge apologising to JP when Binky basically begged him to apologise.

Ryan is very controlling but TT falls back on 'yore upsetting me sob sob' when she's caught out. It's not healthy on either side.

Why did binky basically apologise for everything, JP looked so smug and vindicated. Victoria definitely fancies mark Francis.

That Christmas card how tacky.
Steph : desperation not a good look

TT is annoying. Anything can be explained away with 'it was a mistake' and tears. Ryan has had it.

What does Oliver need to apologise to JP for? Binky has lost the plot.

the card was funny

francis played toff and liv, so im glad liv is now with fred, tho he needs a hairbush

Oli is on Binky's friend-ditch radar.. she does like a best friend cull!

Card was great!

Ryan is officially the most insecure man on the planet.

And humourless. Have you ever heard him make a joke?

Just watching the end of series party.

Mark Francis looks bored to tears, Sam is still a tit, JP is an utter knob, please no more dull Emily.

I'd forgotten about Tiff and Julius, Sam is awful. Team Julius (for now).

No Olivia or Victoria.

Still like Oliver, glad that Toff and Jess were getting on well, Mytton dropping Jamie on it made me laugh again.

I've seen lots of Pj tops as outerwear in the shops. Not something I'll be trying.

Louise will surely have dumped Ryan in time for the next series. He drones on about being genuine and loyal, thinking that's what she wants and is the way to keep her. It may be what she thinks she wants right now but she will get bored all of a sudden and dump him hard. The only person that ever really got to her was Spencer.

Apparently Binks is having a baby with gay p! Wtf