Mic is back

[mashaandthebear]

New series is back, have to say not much we happened. But jp has serious anger issues and good on ollie for standing up to him. Binky will no doubt go back to him, she has appalling taste in men.

Glad proudlocks back and bouillon next week

Bloody hell - Binky is pregnant with JP's baby.
Poor, silly girl :(

Just seen the interview they have done with Hello Magazine announcing it. They aren't back together but Binky makes lots of comments re that isn't her choice. Wow. First MIC baby. Wonder if they will both still be in it / how it will be covered.

Just posted about this elsewhere!

Fuuuuuuck Binks - if that guy is IRL what he's like on the show then I can't imagine Mama Binks is too happy....

oh my!

You've got to be kidding

Have only just found this thread as it's just popped up...and so only just found out here about the pregnancy.

Holy mother of all things fucked.

I did NOT see an unplanned Binks baby coming at all (and presumably neither did they!)

On a scale of 1 to 10, how orange is that baby going to be? There must have been a lot of fake tan involved in the conception.

Oh God, maybe he poked a hole in the condom. It would be the ultimate way to control her

And if it was ever just a show, and not very real, it suddenly got very real!

Just googled the hello mag, that pic of Wills and Diana, he was so cute, nice pic :(

SecretMrs just said to my sister I bet he hid her pill or put holes in condoms.

Oh Binky you fool!

You know all those "rules" he has for her as a girlfriend and person? Now imagine all the "rules" he will have for her as Mother To My Child.

I actually feel really sorry for her. What an idiot.

Ive just seen this!! What. An. Idiot.

Linked to that bellend for the rest of her life...

Apparently she says 'well im 26 now so im happy to stay in'. Basically saying she is happy to be his good little woman and give up her life and friends for him. Even though they arent together.

I can see it now. She stays at home with baby, he goes out. She gets upset, he says 'but we arent together babes' and she sits in surrounded by nappies wondering what the fuck shes done.

Tealgiraffe, I just saw this news on another thread and had exactly the same reaction as you

mama and teal me too.

To bubba and bubba - a bubba.

bubbabubbabubbabubbabloodybubbabubbabubbabellends

Whaaaaaaaat?! Poor Binky. I'm in shock!

Oh dear being tied to an emotional bully for life not good.

WHAT! OMG!

His smirk in that first photograph made my skin crawl. And she just looks sad :-(

Oh she'll join mumsnet now and see what we all think of this, gay P and her.

No more booze, no more drugs

Hi Binks!

Gay P

yep Binks

GAY P

The good thing is Binky's mum will be there to support her throughout the pregnancy because JP won't be much use, that's for sure.

I must admit I'm looking forward to seeing everyone's reactions!

The baby will be shipped off to boarding school at 6 months. So shouldn't curtail Binks' social life too much.

You know all those "rules" he has for her as a girlfriend and person? Now imagine all the "rules" he will have for her as Mother To My Child

Imagine the rules he will have for the child

He so planned this.