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mashaandthebear · 11/10/2016 18:58

New series is back, have to say not much we happened. But jp has serious anger issues and good on ollie for standing up to him. Binky will no doubt go back to him, she has appalling taste in men.

Glad proudlocks back and bouillon next week

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LionelRitchieAndTheWardrobe · 14/12/2016 16:27

Has anyone been following Mytton's ménage a trois holiday in the Daily Fail?

Mytton, Kate Moss's younger sister - who's Mytton's current gf - and... Jess. Jess is clinging on quite literally.

LionelRitchieAndTheWardrobe · 14/12/2016 16:30

Rita, Sue and Bob too.

MiniCooperLover · 14/12/2016 20:32

Steph seemed drunk almost the whole time ?!?

Delatron · 14/12/2016 21:24

Yikes, those pictures. What is Jess doing? Or it is indeed some kind of weird threesome..

TheLegendOfBeans · 14/12/2016 22:21

Jess is starting to cut a sad figure, which I don't think is factually accurate nor a smart move on the part of the producers.

It seems like she's almost punished in a way for getting a peculiar friend FW and genuinely seeming to get in well with boys vs being swishy haired and venomous/fawning over other women in her orbit.

TheLegendOfBeans · 14/12/2016 22:23

"getting a peculiar friend FW"

WHAT THE FUCK AUTOCORRECT

I meant "getting a peculiar fringe cut".

FW as autocorrect means I'm spending far too much time posting on the TTC boards 🙈

LionelRitchieAndTheWardrobe · 16/12/2016 10:29

Jess basically acknowledged that she can't be friends with girls (other than toff).

The blokes are only friends with her because they have already or may fuck her.

MsGameandWatch · 16/12/2016 17:09

On a scale of one to ten how angry would you be if someone said to your boyfriend "oh she says that about all her boyfriends" when he mentioned they'd be moving in together. I'm going for 9 myself. I like Steph again for that. She just couldn't care less Grin

MsGameandWatch · 16/12/2016 17:11

Love Fred and Olivia as a couple 😊

LionelRitchieAndTheWardrobe · 16/12/2016 19:03

Steph was spot on.

TT adores all her bfs and is sair happy until she gets bored, cheats and calls the ex.

sheldonesque · 16/12/2016 23:57

For someone who basically acknowledged she can't be friends with girls (other than Toff) she is giving a pretty good impression that she is fairly chummy with Lottie to the point of dry humping her with the assistance of Mytton's steadying hand in that picture...

I do find the limpet impersonation somewhat disturbing but I wouldn't be friends with that group of boggle eyed harpies in Chelsea if you paid me. I would find it easier to talk with the blokes too, although they aren't much better.

As for sleeping with them all? I can't see that happening.

I too think that the producers are painting Jess in a strange light. It is as if only the glam girlies count. What rot.

SiennaNealon · 17/12/2016 09:59

Spot on Sheldon, I wouldn't want to be friends with any of them, they are barely friends with each other.

LionelRitchieAndTheWardrobe · 17/12/2016 10:24

She has already fucked Mytton and Jamie (and it's clear from a previous text that Myt regards her as booty call), so that only leaves Akin.

I've literally no idea why you think the blokes are any better.

The producers haven't done anything, she's just a really weird girl - whiny and depressing - I guess you just hadn't noticed.

SiennaNealon · 17/12/2016 17:34

Consenting adults can do whatever. MIC double standards for males and females is Hmm. Blokes all need to be dipped in bleach.

Jess and Olivia used to be friendly. Toff and Francis got in the way. Olivia is not a girl's girl.

Tiff, Sam, Rosie etc are MIC lite, the main cast has left.

sheldonesque · 17/12/2016 23:42

The blokes are only marginally better. And I mean marginally . The girls act not only like a nest of vipers but a nest of vipers who eat their young, run off with the viper Christmas club money and spit in every cup of tea they make for visiting vipers.

Mytton may or may not have been a booty call. I think there was an attempt to have a relationship with Jamie. Her life. Her call. Some on that show have done far worse if we are keeping score, but again that is their call. It wouldn't be my thing but I don't think she has done anything dreadful.

As for whiny and depressing? Yep, I noticed a hint of that. Though Binky, TT, Tiff and others are far superior on that count. Most of them need to give their heads a wobble.

MIC lite is about right Grin

LionelRitchieAndTheWardrobe · 18/12/2016 12:18

I can't envisage a world in which Jamie and Mytton are better than anyone or anything. I would say chimps but that's unfair to chimps.

Jess hasn't done anything dreadful, she just is dreadful. Dull and so fucking stupid.

I wouldn't say Liv isn't a girl's girl - she's mates with the other girls, she and Toff have managed to make up. Jess is the one who can't get on with anyone.

ManonLescaut · 18/12/2016 14:36

Julius is still reminding me of Justin Bieber.

Not sure if Liv and Fred are real or showmance, but enjoying it all the same.

No idea what Louise and Rosie think they're up to vis a vis Binky? How Louise has the gall to tell Binky off for talking to Julius given what she's got up to? Olly seems to have gone AWOL.

Jess is digging herself a big hole, lined with one of her Big Bird jackets.

SiennaNealon · 18/12/2016 17:36

Either you think Liv was out of order with Francis or you don't. She was new to a friendship group and knew Toff liked a guy and went after him anyway. All might be fair in love and war but she was underhand. She did Toff a massive favour so it all worked out OK. I'd probably be wary about being on friendly terms for a while. Not sure about any of them but I don't mind Jess or Mytton (this surprises me, probably down to Frankie madness).

I need Oliver, Lucy or someone with a bit of oomph.

Leanback · 18/12/2016 17:43

sienna this series is really missing Lucy, it needs someone who doesn't give a shit.

sheldonesque · 18/12/2016 18:14

I would love Lucy to reappear. I miss her truth nuggets and her expressions were borderline genius. She didn't fanny around anyone and that I miss. You can only stomach so much simpering.

I can't believe they let her leave and kept Tiff...

MiniCooperLover · 18/12/2016 18:44

I feel like Tiff tries to 'be' Lucy but she doesn't have as good a poker face (plus it doesn't help she's not the brightest).

SiennaNealon · 18/12/2016 20:59

Tiff is 2% Lucy, not even enough to be Lucy Lite. As frank and barbed as Lucy was, she loved her friends (until she didn't, like Steff). The whole premise of the show is staged, bitching, misunderstandings and drama. Don't like most of them but I'll still watch tomorrow.

SiennaNealon · 18/12/2016 21:03

Also watched the extras on All4. On the Come Dine With Me MIC special TT made it clear that she despised Toff. Don't know if Toff and Sam's friendship mellowed her, but she seems to get on well with Toff and Jess. MF and Rosie clearly dislike each other still (was funny).

TinselTwins · 19/12/2016 15:31

Olivia isn't not a girls girl

Olivia and Toff were interested-ish in Francis at the same time
Toff had had barely anything to do with him herself when she went around "bagsy-ing/shotgunning" him as "hers" - who does that? no normal grown women do that!

She had no more of a claim over him than Liv did, Liv just approached her dates witht him like a normal human ("well see how it goes" sort of thing) being and Toff approached her dates with him like a 12 year old - getting her besties to help her perfect her signature using his surname!

ManonLescaut · 19/12/2016 19:53

Totally agree Tinsel - that's exactly how I saw it.

Liv and Toff sort of fancied Francis, he seemed to choose Toff so Liv made out she wasn't that into him. He led Toff then tired of her and dumped dated Liv.

Toff was OTT about the whole thing. But then Francis was much to blame as he let her think was more into her than she was - with the sketch and the rose etc. And Toff is crap at reading men anyway.

Then Francis treated Liv like he had Toff: came home from Africa, fucked her then dumped her.

So Toff and Liv have now made up - both having been treated a bit shittily by the same bloke.