Is anyone watching Relocation, Relocation? what a twunt that bloke is.

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...and they want to set up an eco-getaway. can you imagine going on holiday with that sexist git?

The write-up said "chico-warriors" (as in "chic eco warriors"). That in itself is enough to get them a smack. But two minutes of watching him poncing about in a designer goatee was enough to make me think "first against the wall when the revolution comes, mate." (#)

(#) (Actually, second. Caroline Phillips and her husband - you know, you know, think back - Claridge's the only hotel in London? Clementines vomited across the floor? - Yup, them. They'd be first.)

So funny! Dh and I have been roundly abusing him for the last hour. I have been mightily amused by thinking what the inhabitants of Devon will think of him and his hilarious facial hair. He has a face you would never tire of slapping.

of course, now jamie's chef is on. sample commentary 'young people with no lives and no hope, saved by the opportunity of working in Jamie's Kitchen'. oh dear.

Looks like a lentil weaver.

what have i ever done to you, unquietdad? i am crying as i write.

bridget jones is on too

twat

she was quite nice though

We decided that he looked like he used to go to fetish clubs. Creepy. Did they buy a suitable smug chico warrier abode? DH had to turn it off as they made him too angry

but did you see the flat they brought in brighton dh works there

promise me that he'll go and do something unspeakable on their designer sofa.

he was a prat wasn't he

What a mismatched couple they were . I can't believe they let the earlier property go (the one with its own water wheel). Haven't they heard of COMPROMISE AND NEGIOTIATING THE PRICE DOWN. Jesus, expat, your dad talked some sense.

She (the wife) was so nice & really attractive, & he was just ... ugh. (& I have very bad taste in men - never go for the good-looking ones)

Sorry, had to turn over after ten minutes of that horrid man...head strangely far too big for his body..."We want to be green but we want a dishwasher too". Lazy git.

Apparently they had just sold their management training consultancies (yes, more than one). ie MEGA BUCKS!

And she was abandoning her daughter and grandchild to go and live on the other side of the country for no reason whatsoever.

Program just depresses me but I usually find myself watching it - Love Kirsty and Phil!

Was it filmed during Kirsty's first pregnancy, or has she had another baby? She was obviously on mat leave after the first few properties.

LOL at used to go to fetish clubs. Were they looking for somewhere with the pampas grass already installed? Contempt in the general direction of "eco-warriors" with millions to spend on designer poncedom.

He was a total F*NNY! Kirsty was gorgeous, love the big mad smocks and frocks, she seems so relaxed about her image i like her coat with the huge buttons.

Oh, he was a pranny of the first order, wasn't he!

I think Kirsty did hate him, you're right.

And PMSL at vomited clementines - I thought of that the other day and it made me snigger

I miss this every week because I'm putting the kids to bed I'll have to wait for it to be repeated another time.

Look here

Only caught the end. Which part of Devon were they moving to. I assumed Totnes/South Hams from the look of the man

haven't watched it, will watch tomorrow, seen the picture: are they chic???????

he was more pric than chic, JJ.

There's always a twunt on Relocation Relocation. Usually a twunt couple.

Usually a twunt couple with more money than sense.