New Made In Chelsea!!

[Doje]

South of France

I almost missed it - phew!

Taking bets on whether Jamie will cheat before or after his girlfriend turns up....

I absolutely LOVE Francis Boulle so am very pleased to see him back, even though they're clearly going to set him up with the Bentley Heiress photographer woman

Oh, I do quite like her though. Not sure they're a good match though. He needs someone a bit more quirky.

Someone like moi.

What's with all the crude gay inuendos re Ollie??

Innuendos even!

I'd like Boulle and Toff to hook up. I like Toff a lot more than the rest of the girls & she deserves someone nice after weird Richard

The level of innuendo about Ollie is ridiculous.

Oh yes, Boulle and Toff would be great. They both seem to be quite decent people.

They must add the music in afterwards in the dancing scenes... So disjointed!

Hi all! Just watching it now after watching Eden. From one extreme to the other...! 😀

Ooh it looks stunning, so jealous!

Haha Louise laying down the law to Sam!

Gone off Olivia a bit. She's got quite a potty mouth for someone so posh!

Czn smeone catch me up, please? What happened in the Maldives with Tiffany and Steph? Aslo what is Tiffany's secret? TIA.

Can someone....even. sheesh.

Wow tarty you're a long way behind!

Tiff's secret was that she shagged the guy she 'cheated' on Sam with (inverted commas due to him being a slimy scuzzy little twat who was shagging round the whole time anyway) and Steph was a complete bitch to Tiff in the Maldoves and threatened her with exposure even tho tiff was the only friend she had left, everyone else fell out with her because she was clearly after (the also a scuzzy slime ball) Alex, but then lied about it when she realised she was being judged. Funny how they swear blind they didn't say X when everyone can just watch them say it when the episode airs...

Ages ago there was a thing about Tiff having kissed a guy in Hong Kong when she and Sam were having a rough patch. Turns out she actually slept with him but she didn't want anyone to know- except she told Steph and Lucy. In the Maldives Steph started threatening Tiff that she would tell Sam what she knew if Tiff didn't fess up.

Awks! 😀

Thank you for the info, must confess I hadn't watched in a while but have got sucked in started again. Nice to see Boulle again, looking good.

Lovely to see Francis again

Stef's a nasty piece of work, such a liar!
(not that I like Tiff, highly irritating)
I think super posh Boulle and Olivia are perfect. Though can't believe Oliva can't speak French!

Kept waiting for binkies boobs to fall out of her dress

Considering their super expensive education most of them are a pretty dim lot! Can't believe ( well I can, actually ) that Biscuits is up to his old tricks again!

But as Jess said, ' once a cheat always a cheat '...!

Not even one episode without Jamie cheating. BORING.

Louise really needs to stop doing things to her face, she was lovely and now looks 20 years older than she is.
And Ollie's teeth are rivalling Rylans.

Not sure about nude photographer and Boulle, she doesn't seem smart enough.