New Made In Chelsea!!

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South of France

I almost missed it - phew!

I get to watch the next episode 48 hours before it airs on E4 on a Monday night I won't post any spoilers. Yes Toff was a bit stalkiest hanging about outside Boulle gaff but it doesn't help that he keeps giving her mix messages and a glimmer of hope then as soon as Bentley is interested he speaks up he was trying to have his cake and eat it up until that point.
Where did they find these random French characters from the guy with Ollie was never interested and the guy who hangs about with the boys klick really has not story line just an odd word or two pointless really like I said before where is Lucy? Bring back Andy and Stevie pronto infact bring back spenny too

Um did I just see Mark-Francis and Victoria kissing? Like proper lips on lips kissing?

Ew.

My I love toff comment of the week, I love how excited she was for Jess meeting a man.

I love Jamie getting a good dose of his own medicine (and I imagine something itchy if frankie has been with mytton).

I like Liv, she seems understated but self aware

Mark Francis and Victoria? - oh come on. They would have to cover themselves in mint leaves before sex

It baffles me that Jamie sits there looking all sad because of this with Frankie and Alex. Er a few weeks ago you slept in a bed with 2 girls sunshine! It's pretty clear she's not into Jamie because she seems to be physically repulsed when he tries to kiss her. And didn't Jess say something similar about him when they were together? Something about them not having sexual chemistry and laughing while they were at it?

Jess did say the same thing! It isn't a very good sign for Janie 😂

Loved the row between Francis Boulle & Mark and Victoria mainly about waiters and white kaftans.

Liv: yuck. Want a revolting person!

Francais used to be nice. He's not now

Toff get over him. He's not worth it

I missed a kiss between mf and Victoria?? Or was that a joke

Gawd help us if binky goes back to him

Do we think biscuits genuinely thinks he's been a good boyfriend and treated Frankie well ??? He's been so spooky with people fawning over him because of the family money he has no concept of good behaviour

Spoilt not spooky ...

blondes they kissed in a party scene, one of those non talking "arty" scenes and then straight after they were talking to someone (I think toff) and they kissed again in a kind of "ohh we are so fun" way.

Thanks lj gonna have to ff till party scene. And rewatch the kiss 😂

Any idea roughly where it is in episode

I thought mf was gay or least bi

Umm think it's probably about 2 thirds of the way in.

Well it's not like a proper snog, but it's more than just a peck!

It may be binky they are talking to, not toff.

Coz I'm sad I had to look. 18m in. Was a peck. Sure nothing in it

Frankie looked overjoyed not / to be with JAMIE and the double date

Bloody annoying that Jamie gives Frankie a hard time for nothing, and then seems to forgive Mitten with a shrug of the shoulder. Double standard hypocrite !!!

Anyone else find Frankie very annoying last night? DH and I felt she was being very unfair on Jamie and thought she'd had a character transplant.

I did, Spotty but I suspect it's all part of the show's agenda to make us lol at Jamie and his waggish antics & sympathise with his need to chase other women... He's still an eejit, so they can't say anything positive about him and instead need her to be a negative character.
In other news: WHAT THE HELL DID JP LOOK LIKE in that preview clip at the end?!
And - Proudlock is coming back !

I agree BusMum, she's the villain and he's the poor victim who will eventually reunite with the 'bois' probably at some party with lots of hugging and champagne spraying. Urg. While I don't agree with either of their behaviour I have zero sympathy for Jamie who has treated girls appallingly throughout the show and it's about time someone made a fool of him. Was that a moustache on JP the knob at the end, boke. Am so glad to see proudlock back. He always came across as a nice guy, and they are few and far between on this show. Does anyone know if Francis is back this series? I saw a pic of him in the DM on a cast night out.

I do understand her not wanting Jamie to go to Mitten's party after how Mitten has talked about her. I think it's a power play for her and she needed Jamie to show her she was more important than his 'buddy'.

I do understand her not wanting Jamie to go to Mitten's party after how Mitten has talked about her. I think it's a power play for her and she needed Jamie to show her she was more important than his 'buddy'.

Frankie is the most unconvincing character ever, she looked like she was laughing at the ridiculous script forcing her to make Jamie choose between her and his mates. He's a dick for going along with it but the is whole "taste of his own medicine" script is a bit wearisome.

JP looked like he had been covered in creosote (in a bad way!). Please Binky, tell him to fuck off for that alone never mind his creepy controlling ways and total lack of humour.

Good news Pruders is coming back. I really liked him.

Wish Boulle would ask Olivia to go to Ghana with him or at least move back to London himself. I am a bit unconvinced that their romance is remotely genuine - I need convincing!

And finally, when is the next series and please can Lucy come back, we needed her this summer....

I actually thought it looked like Boulle and Olivia had big chemistry, it was just that they are both reserved people?

I'm not convinced Frankie likes Jamie at all. They never seem to do anything other than bicker about who's been the mist unfaithful.