New Made In Chelsea!!

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South of France

I almost missed it - phew!

Jamie can never be faithful tho he will say I adore you / never I love you

Oh I don't know - that conversation on the boat between Boulle and Olivia was cringe-worthy brilliant!!
Still can't stand Tiny Tears / the Watson Younger one but I guess they are clearly included just to irritate

I think we are destined to have to watch a lot more of Jamie's antics and dramas now that Spencer isn't in it because his brother is engaged to Pippa M and he can't keep doing ridiculous things on telly and is off pursuing other "projects".

Pippa Middleton is going to have Spencer as her BIL?!

God Biscuits is soooooooo tiresome. Stop wasting booze by fizzing it over everyone, break up with Dull Arse if you want to shag other girls and for pity's sake stop whooping PARDY every 20 seconds. He needs a mercy-punching.

Love that Boulle is back. Want him and Olivia to become a no-bullshit power couple.......

Yes, Dozer they will indeed be BIL and SIL! And therefore Spenny has been elevated to the ranks of almost Royal by association. He sort of disappeared from MIC around the time that P-Middy's relationship with his big brother was reported as being very serious so I'm assuming it was deemed unseemly for him to be frolicking around dressed as a fawn in body paint etc. Shame, I liked his ridiculous misogyny and inability to apologise.

V strange! What might Carole M say to Spenny

yes spenny will be related to royalty by marriage

Stef didn't threaten to tell though. I saw the episode again and all she said was that she had been keeping the secret. It was Watson senior who decided Stef was blackmailing her and suggested telling Farage junior first.

Frankie really doesn't fancy Biscuits at all. She always turns her head when they kiss and never says why she likes him but is happy to bang on about his "women". She puts up with it cos she doesn't give a toss and likes to be on TV every week.

Hellooooo

Just watching The Hills. I've never seen it before and I'm just looking at the first episode with Steph Pratt and I can't believe how different she looks.

Louise!
What has she done to her face- she can barely move it!

Uh Tiff and Farage are such shit stirrers, they have nothing else to talk about.

Am loving the Boulle/Liv/Toff triangle.

Hilarious

Still hate Stef

So glad I've found you all! It all feels a bit disjointed so far to me...

Hi guys! Have changed username from last MIC thread but I've found my people here at last x

So Mittens Legohead dumped Nicola by text! What a fucking coward!l And then shags Olivia of the the scary eyes. She really is so much better off without him. He acts all charming and suave but he's a massive sleaze...

I am really enjoying this series or maybe it's the excitement of seeing boulle back. Though why he would pick Olivia over the lovely toff....biscuits is a massive hypocrite, theres no way any self respecting woman would ever want to be his girlfriend. TTs face and lips are incredible, stop now Louise! Steph is so self absorbed. I loved Boulles attempts to get them to all stop arguing at the table, that was never going to happen!

Olivia is no way good enough for Boulle!

As much as I hate to admit it, Sam is growing on me. He seems like he just wants to be nice to people. Which does get him into trouble though.

Spent most of Monday's episode wanting to hand out sunglasses. Why are they are squinting at each other in bright sunlight?

I can't work out if Frankie is playing a part or not. Surely nobody can be that dull in real life? Her voice could be marketed as a sleeping aid.

I never really got the hate for Sam tbh, just thought he was a bit immature.

I don't get a sense of who Frankie is TBH. She's been quite good in giving Biscuits grief for his shady behaviour which I admire. If it was me I'd just be thinking what's wrong with meeee?

But she must have seen earlier episodes so she has to know he's got form..?

I don't like Steph but I don't think she threaten Tiff either.

Not keen on Boulle, he's having his cake and eat it with Toff and Bentley. Toff's too good for him, she's ok to shag but not to go to polo with. She's better than a mistress, need a Stevie v2 for her.

Poor ( tho rich ) Toff, she doesn't seem to have much luck with men! I do like her now, she's funny and sweet.

JAMIE!!! You are a right silly git and the spraying of champagne and howling and baying is JUST NOT ON.

Shut up you foolish boy. And don't get me started on that NOODLE called Frankie. I don't believe she is so naive. Not at all.

I am delighted Mitten dumped Nicola. She is such a bore always droning on about her "relationship" when they have only been going out about three minutes. I quite like Mitten's brazenness.

Tiffany is the vilest person on the programme. Her face always looks as if she is sucking a lemon infused with dog shit. I quite like Steph - she reminds me of a cross between Barbie and Ivana Trump.

Love the fact JAMIE got dumped by Frankie

What is good for the goose is good for the gander !!!!

So fine for me to jump into bed with someone and not do anything

He didn't like that 😁😁😁😁