New Made In Chelsea!!

[Doje]

South of France

I almost missed it - phew!

What is the matter with Tiny Tears and her horribleness about Stef? I'm not a huge fan of Stef at all, but I felt she had a valid point when she reminded them that they'd all been completely horrible to her when she said she thought Alex Mytton was good-looking, but Olivia slept with him and no one batted an eyelid..
And then Louise was such a bitch about her when she was talking to Sam, implying Stef must fancy Alex, and had "made it all about her", and been "so weird".
That wasn't the impression I got from that conversation at all!

I feel I might be taking it all a bit too seriously!

I know, did TT conveniently forget the fact that she cheated on Alec? But god forbid Steph says mytton was good looking?
Get off your high horse TT 😡

I'm not happy with Boulle passing over the lovely Toff. I love how Toff and Jess have maintained a lovely friendship and stick up for each other so much.

There had to be something more to the Steph thing. It made little sense at the time and even less now. Its not like anyone liked Nicola.

I loved the french lesson as an excuse for Mark Francis to have a flirt with someone. Binky really is someone who would benefit from returning to education as an adult, I'm certain she's not as dumb as she thinks she is.

Hullo!

May I join you?

I love Boulle, finally thought Toff was going to be appreciated, not impressed she was good for two hookups but Olivia is the one being taken out on dates.

Of course Steph was threatening Tiff, how could she not be when the conversation was on a TV programme so Sam and everyone else was going to see and ask what the secret was? If it had been a private convo that no one saw then fine but that totally was a threat, in fact she just out and out let the secret out. Tiff had no choice but to tell all.

Mytton is back to his snakey self, did he ever really stop if we are honest.

Jamie you deserve all this and more, I am delighting in this happening to you.

Francis is such a gent, did you see the daggers he gave Jamie before he removed Olivia from that situation at the wine tasting? Toff is being really childish about that whole thing I think but I can see why she's upset, she never seems to get the man of her choice.

Louise's new man has the weirdest face.

Stef the SorryMaker is really making herself look ridiculous demanding apologies from all corners - it's sad when you see her and others clinging on to non-existent friendships and boyfriends just because they want to be on the telly.

I wonder if they have to edit Tiff and Lucy saying "FFS Steph it was on TV! we KNOW you said it! and that is why we will not forgive you!"

I like Sam too now, he seems to have grown up and calmed down a bit doesn't he?

Steph said she'd kept secrets, not that Tiff shagged the fella in Japan. Not a Steph fan but the girls being friendly just to get to the Maldives was bitchy and self centered. TT said exactly that. They all know they are being filmed, you wouldn't know it most of the time.

Checking in and catching up aged my holidays .
Bentley man , I didn't think you'd have it orf with Boulle.

Bloody elk, ole Bouke is a bit of a player isn't he?

Fascinating to watch how he justifies it to himself and uses weaske words to poor old Toff
" let's just see how it goes and get to know each other" is really code for - I want to sleep with other women...

*'ell not elk!!

No Boulle, NO!!!!! Do NOT become a weaselly, lying, self-serving serial shagger like the rest of them.

Think it's too late Minty.

And to me he's looking more and more like David Cameron every day!

He's also got a receding hairline, he's not going to age well...

Didn't Toff and Liv both hook up with Sam once upon a time? Tiff and Sam stirred the pot with Liv (not that she needed encouragenent). Boulle will eff off to Africa and will leave them to it. Poor Toff.

TT moved on, Alik doesn't look too happy.

Looks like the shit will hit the fan next week...!

Ah, I remember the days when an hour of MIC would whizz past. I tried to watch last night but it was so dull.

Louise's boyfriend looks like a cross between an android and Desperate Dan.

I thought of the Jolly Green Giant.

"HO! HO! HO! Green Giant!"

See?

Or maybe Buzz Lightyear

Oh yes!

A cross between the two perhaps.

This is what I thought about Louise's new man. Praying boule does the right thing I don't want to stop luvving him.

For two people supposedly shagging, that kiss on the beach between Toff and Boulle was the most awkward thing I've seen!

Not sure about tt new man. Head looks too small for his chest

Olivia only creamed half of Francis back 😂😂

Hope he doesn't turn a player. Was always sweet in the beginning

Lovely Ollie has a date

Not at all loving Boullay being a playa.

Not at all loving Liv.

Intrigued a bit by TT's taste in blokes. A pot of Just For Men and I see