Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

[fourquenelles]

Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

Yep, I reckon the red team have this won

The expression on the infant vlogger's face is priceless. Total incomprehension.

He's hopeless isn't he, at least Tommy is trying

I like fruit and cheese as a combo (don't tell squoosh)

Ah ha! How's the grayyyyveee Donna your accent is showing

Those cooking lessons are coming in handy for Donna, eh?

Where is she from fourquenelles, sometimes she sounds Scottish, and then something completely different.

She's a Geordie I believe and was in Biker Grove with Ant and Dec I am told

A Geordie, wouldn't think that thanks

nursery food always wins out in these rounds. Chilli, pasta bake, rice pud. Quelle surprise.

I am not warming to any of these Slebs.

I was waiting on shepherds pie and pasta and sauce for the vegetarians, that's usually what they do

Good trick with the garlic I'm stealing that

Should have made wedges.

I'm always starving after watching this round

Me too but tonight I went out and had steak and chocolate brownie with Bailey's ice cream to cheer myself up.

They are very blah aren't they?
Was Wayne Sleep walking with a limp there?

Wayne Sleep?

There's more than a suggestion of the Nicole Kidman about Donna Air. In fact I think her vowels strayed towards the Strine a moment ago there

Ah there he is. He's had a hip replacement but that was about 6 years ago.

Was just a dodgy shot.
Oh Sophie! The first sleb thread I was on was the one with her.
Oh pretty pud! He's done well!

God these 3 (but mostly EK) playing food critic makes me want to punch the screen in.

Hustle has a womanly arse.

That pink slop is how she gets her kids to eat veg.

I love Sophie Thompson. She's so sweet.