Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

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Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

I don't think his chicken dish looks amazing. The mange tout looks a bit grey. But with all the butter and cheese I bet the sauce is divine.

She's like your favourite slightly whacky auntie.
Oo lemon posset. Only ever had it once, it was lovely.

Startled boy is a gonna I reckon.
Donna to go (please)

Donna thinks she's through.

Yay rev Coles! And a new take on the ......, ..... Thing.
See yez.

Next week. Have a good weekend one and all.

Next week's 'celebs' look even more questionable than this week's - I only recognised the woman off Eastenders.

Terribly sorry haven't RTFT but need to get in here . I'm likely always going to be a day or two behind as I tend to watch on iplayer (otherwise dds watch with me a frankly pee me off. Ooh that looks nice. He's rubbish. You should do this mummy...)
Have just got to say though Sinitta has royally pissed me off. Her hair is all unkempt!!! Unhygienic and she's being a right friggin' diva to the actual proper chef
Liking the young man vlogger chappie (why don't we have a dirty old cougar emoticon). Let's all place bets on who's up for the next Mrs Wallace
Off to read the rest of the comments. (And then find a recipe for jungle curry - man that looked awesome)

Had to pause for ages, mum rang, anyway that was the right result, look forward to next week.

Have a good weekend everyone

Ricksheadtilt, mine used to drive me mad watching it with me

Just place marking for next week!

I saw Rev Richard Coles speak at a conference a couple of years ago (might even have been last year) and he was brilliant. Can't wait to see what he is like on Masterchef.

Just caught up. Right result, even though Tommy's food was unfashionable and basic it seemed tasty. That Akexis bloke (whoever he is) was good, the beetroot faced vlogger was rubbish and Donna was meh. Did I spot Simon Webbe?

Am so sad about this Gleb news that I have to share it on a Masterchef thread No Gleb for the next series of SCD www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/strictlycomedancing/entries/f245a196-3e06-4dd4-bdc7-a9de97ff0226

At lesat Aliona is gone, couldn't stand her, I wish they'd drop Anton though.

Evening one and all. Fat Club done and now all settled and ready for round 2.

They don't seem to be doing too badly in the invention test but no-one has tackled a pudding.

Test

Ah good I can post finally! Mobile site has been playing up

Ah....... the plating up task

Evening four

I do like it when my other half goes out on a Masterchef night so I can Mumsnet without guilt

HI Autumn I thought I was going to be talking to myself tonight.

Aagh, beef fillet to order? I can't cook steak, it terrifies me. I'd be petrified of that job.

Evening June

I like the look of the food in this Italian restaurant (somewhat more interesting than my bowl of tagliatelle with Lidl's finest red pesto)

My friend has come round as a surprise. Love watching Masterchef together and taking the piss

Looks like the Rev is having to do some cooking!