Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

[fourquenelles]

Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

Ah, me too. No idea who he is tbh. But apparently he's an actor.

It's not as posh as it sounds. Expensive wine with naice but simple grub. The best thing is that DH is doing all the work

STOP SAYING 'KOOOFTA' FFS JOHN

They really are all about Sid aren't they

Agree with you Grouchykiwi, no baking at all

Alexis Conran. I'd never heard of him either.

Thanks ellen. It's a dark day when a 'tv hustler' is clogging up the reality shows.

Surely the point about a Baked Alaska is that you do Italian meringue, so it's basically already cooked? Then you can just blowtorch it to look prettily singed.

WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT?

THE?

FUUUUCK?

nooooo Audley!!!!

Farewell, sweet Audley. Alas, our eye candy is no more.

Nooooooooo unfair

That's not fair, he is way better than Sid

Not happy with that.

I assembled made a Baked Alaska at high school. It went in the oven for 10 minutes on a very high temp. Delicious.

Audrey. Don't leave us. God-botherer Richard and his crap meringue should have gone. SO UNFAIR

HeartsTrump will be devastated.

I'll be back in a bit, going to hunt down ds1 stash of crap

'Iconic image for the veteran community'

FFS

Yeah get rid of the rev. He has been pretty useless. Especially in the mass catering challenges.

I'm sulking.

You're right, squoosh, the Rev is useless. Why he's still in it I dunno.

What was that on a Greg's head?

now Audley's gone I want Jimmy to win

Who's this bloke? They could at least magic up a bit of Marcus Wareing to soothe my troubled soul.

I like Richard. He's funny.

I think Sid has slipped them something under the table.

I agree wincarnis. Definitely cheering for Jimmy now.