Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

[fourquenelles]

Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

Welcome Wincarnis, the more the merrier

Hi wincarnis.

Ah ffs, my bloody big bag of toffees are really soft they won't last any time now

Just poured my wine and am in.

I shed a tear for Tommy Cannon/Ball/Little/Large last night. An underrated Paprika yogurt chicken in a cheesy sauce genius!

ellen, shame, you'll just have to eat them all really quickly

Hey squoosh, how's it going

I'm getting through them Halsall quicker than the speed of light,

I would love to know how much the slebs get paid to be on this

Sorry, 'slebs'

Sid's 'ad an 'eavy night.

I am in. Sorry I'm late. Sid's eyes look very puffy and he was wearing blue tinted glasses in earlier rounds so I wonder if he has some sort of issue with them.

sqoish your naming if the old "comedian" made me larf.
I have Mersault, heritage tomato and mozzarella salad and ciabatta - as befits MC!
I agree Sid is an arse

Hello ellen. I'm sorry for your sad toffee news!

My thoughts are with you.

DH is sitting in the lounge with me so I have to share my Kiwi chocolate with him.

Think Richard got the raw deal here, followed by Audley. None of the rest of the recipes seem particularly challenging.

SId looks knackered, to put it mildly - he's very wrinkly for 44 which doesnt help

I still have no clue who this fella is!

Blimey Davros

Sid is 44?! Well I never.

Audley or Jimmy for the win!

Louise can come third.

I have Mersault, heritage tomato and mozzarella salad and ciabatta - as befits MC!

Sounds delish! I made some marsala chicken. Wine for pudding.

Which fella is leaving you baffled squoosh?

Thankyou squoosh, you are too kind

Davros on the other hand I fear is mocking me with her "fancy MC fare "

Just kidding Davros haven't seen you on the MKR thread I don't think

And yes Sid is an arse

Hello fourquenells, how's the insect bites

I think his name is Alexis Halsall. I missed his 'sleb title' whenever his name has come up on screen.

Like on GBBO, I'm a bit pissy that they're calling it a Baked Alaska when it hasn't gone in the oven. A blow torch doesn't bake things, it burns 'em.

Too much meringue? No such thing.

Cleared up thanks ellen

There is no such thing as too much meringue you absolute pillock.

It says "tv hustler" squoosh, I've still no idea who he is