Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

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Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

sneaking suspicion that Audrey is on to something with the red celery...everyone will be doing it next series

Gleb has a gorgeous voice

He shall be known as Audrey henceforth

Audrey!

Audrey it is so

Gleb has no idea what he's doing has he

Finesse hahahahaahahahahahahaha

Ah, Gleb. So beautiful. So stupid.

doh ! Sorry Audley - needs to get my varifocals on...

Greggs head is getting shinier by the episode

Ooooh errr Ellen

Gleb is a bit Morten Harket - I can't concentrate

I'm like 7 minutes behind and it is SO ANNOYING!!

Audley's a bit of a control freak, isn't he?

I'm finding Audrey's hairnet strangely attractive after two glasses of

He's bloody gorgeous isn't he SwedishEdith

I'd much rather a few rounds with Audrey rather than Gleb!

Hallsall, step away from the wine, it's affecting your vision

Jimmy is such a Ned Flanders.

It's OK, when I find Jimmy attractive I'll know it's time to stop, Ellen.

I think Gleb is more used to looking in the mirror than the oven. Silly boy.

Served with ...gravy. A wealth of meaning in one word.
See I like Audrey's voice, deep and sexy with a little lisp. He's not ugly either.
Oh Gleb.

Audrey is quite a lot of all right in my book.

Jimmy's pud was much nicer!

Gleb's too much Pretty Boy for me. His accent is a bit odd too, there's undertones of Aussie and USAian there afaict.