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Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

972 replies

fourquenelles · 22/06/2016 10:15

Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

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HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 15/07/2016 20:55

Jimmy is less annoying than Ned Flanders IMHO.

ellenanora5 · 15/07/2016 20:56

Hallsall Grin

Ned Flanders...brilliant Grin

HalsallRedux · 15/07/2016 20:56

Mass catering. Bring on the CUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

squoosh · 15/07/2016 20:57

Oh I love the mass catering challenge!

Furiously peeling 35,000 potatoes with Gregg getting in their faces bellowing 'you worried 'bout the time mate?'

SallyGardens · 15/07/2016 20:58

Someone stole the sleeves off Gregg's jacket!

ellenanora5 · 15/07/2016 20:59

Lol Halsall, I'm waiting on the veggie pasta bake

ellenanora5 · 15/07/2016 20:59

Do you think he's noticed Sally Grin

HalsallRedux · 15/07/2016 20:59

Ah yes, I never thought that Little Jimmy O might actually have some advantage here, given that he has about 35 siblings.

ellenanora5 · 15/07/2016 21:00

Or else he had them made into a flat cap

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 15/07/2016 21:01

Audrey's so tallllllllllllllllllllllll

swoooooooooooooooooooon

squoosh · 15/07/2016 21:01

Fruit cocktail is the worst pudding evah! Gimme some butter, give me some sugar!

HalsallRedux · 15/07/2016 21:02

Audrey is impressing me here

ellenanora5 · 15/07/2016 21:02

When I see all the food laid out like that I want to get my shopping basket and fill it

SallyGardens · 15/07/2016 21:02

Audrey's in charge again and Jimmy ain't happy despite what he says.

squoosh · 15/07/2016 21:02

I suppose Audrey knows all about an athlete's grub.

SlinkyVagabond · 15/07/2016 21:03

Audrey's got a distinct advantage here. He is now auderly according to head cheffy bloke.

ellenanora5 · 15/07/2016 21:04

Hands the smelling salts to Hearts, you'll be fine HeartsTrump, deep breaths now

squoosh · 15/07/2016 21:04

Shortbread with cottage cheese?!

What fresh Russian culinary hell is this?

SallyGardens · 15/07/2016 21:04

There's your butter and sugar squoosh, in the shortbread :)

Not sure about the cottage cheese though Confused

squoosh · 15/07/2016 21:05

In his chef's whites Jimmy looks a tubby little Elvis impersonator.

ellenanora5 · 15/07/2016 21:05

He is indeed Slinky

squoosh · 15/07/2016 21:05

I do love shortbread Sally, but I'd go a long way to avoid cottage cheese.

HalsallRedux · 15/07/2016 21:06

Aubergine soaks up oil like blotting paper. Healthy? Hmmm........

SallyGardens · 15/07/2016 21:06

Now waiting for Jimmy to slice his fingers off with the eggplant...

SlinkyVagabond · 15/07/2016 21:07

Aubergine-work of the devil if fucked up. Jimmy is going to lose a finger any minute with that mandolin.
Wtf is she doing with that mince? Get a fucking big pan woman!