Celebrity Masterchef bring your fruit based salads and comfit egg yolks this way

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Thought I'd open up in anticipation as I have Fat Club tonight so may miss the very start.

I was going to suggest a drinking game. Take a swig every time Greg(g) gurns to camera but we would all be pissed in the first 3 minutes.

Jimmychurri sauce. That's really cute.

Barf

It's not really cooking, that salad though, is it? However pretty he is

Did Gregg talk about the smokiness of Gleb's soft sausage?

See what you mean Halsall, very strange looking indeed

He did squoosh

'Your chicken burger tastes of chicken'

Who'd have thought it.

Id like to see what else the Russian could get them to do before eating by telling them it's tradition.

"First, you plunge your hands into zis bowl of boiling water, bite into ze raw chicken and punch each other in the face. Now eat the blini."

that's too funny, I bet they do that on purpose

Oooh Jimmy's clearly been studying pudding presentation.

I like Audley's cap / hat / hair net thingy.

In fact I quite like Audley.

Wacca

Aaaaiiiiieeeeeee! The panacotta looked good but why wasn't it in the middle of the plate?

There you are! (Fucking footie) I'm not saying who, but one of these lives in my town and is well known as being a knob. Ah so that's Gleb! As dd says "he's a very handsome man"
Is Cheryl Philomena Cunk?
I'm trying really hard to dislike not so little Jimmy, but he is just nice isn't he?
Oh yes, food. Pannacotta-but a good one.
So who then? Philomena or David?

I mean look at those arms. And that smile.

Jimmy osmond causes me to have violent thoughts.

Wacca. They're all so mesmerised by his Disney good looks that he could serve up a Brillo pad salad and they'd be delighted by it.

I've had that Russian salad on holiday somewhere in the salad section. No skill required for that at all. It's a side dish loled coleslaw rather than a starter.

'but one of these lives in my town and is well known as being a knob.'

The David fella.

Slinky, sadly not Philomena Cunk, but she does have that 'World of Wonder' look about her, I agree

I'd probably scoff it squoosh

Audley wears that hairnet with aplomb.

Thank fuck for that. No more cowpat stew.

Am thinking of Audley in only a hairnet.

ellenora you'd be too busy twirling your hair and giggling at him to eat the Russian brillo pad salad.

Hearts he is a fine fellow indeed